A gravity-defying jawn made entirely of festering trash bags, pizza boxes, and the collective disappointment of a unionized workforce. This urban eyesore arises when the mayor of Philadelphia decides playing chicken with underpaid sanitation workers is more important than, say, basic public hygiene. Usually spotted chilling on curbs, clogging storm drains, or photobombing wedding pics in Fairmount Park.
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by Mayor McJawn July 2, 2025
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