cookout table legs

when a middle aged man gets high as fuck

Man David got so folded he whipped out his cookout table legs

by kitttyyygirl January 3, 2021

not a fully laid table

An insult that is directed towards an individual who you think is somehow mentally deficient, unintelligent or downright stupid. Predominantly, if not exclusively, used in the UK.

That guy is acting strange, saying weird things to people. He 's definitely not a fully laid table and needs help.

by creality September 2, 2022

The table desk of awesomness

Well your welcome

The table desk of awesomness

by TheEpicMemer6999420 February 22, 2021

paid under the table

Paid under the table

Paid under the table

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Dressing the Table

Leaving the tip at a restaurant.

Since you're paying the check I'm dressing the table.

by Grampa Les May 21, 2019

table crab

when you go to a strip club and eat food and when you get home you contract crabs

john: no i dont wanna go eat there and get table crabs

by AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHm March 19, 2022

table

cor0na v1rv$ cof c0f

cof is cof table meowww woooof wee wee

by BFFF4LIFE! August 29, 2021