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Noobanon

The planet from which all noobs are descended from. Supposedly, some noob accidently blew a chunk of their planet off, and that chunk flew through space and eventually crashed into earth. The noobs colonized the San Francisco area and have spread around the world by today.
(after getting blown up by a grenade launcher in Modern Warfare 2) "Geez, I wish that asteroid from Noobanon had never hit earth. Those noobs." "Well you can't blame them."
by ProPipe August 6, 2011
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Noob Tuber

Arlo Cash Halloran, or some noob who is REALLY bad at Call of Duty and uses a grenade launcher ALL THE TIME to get kills. Definition of annoying.
Damian: O MY GOD I GOT KILLED.

Harriet: By who?

Damian: A noob tuber...
by Blake Liberi March 4, 2014
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Noob

This means new player, for other people they use it to make fun of people
Bully: Ewwww look a noob!
Noob: :(

--- New player type ----

Nice person: are you a noob at this game?
Noob: yeah
Nice person: okay! I'll show you the controls!
Noob: thanks 😁
by HelloNeighborPlaysYT July 25, 2017
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NOOBAS

I called the NOOBAS and they asked me which department I would like to be taken to bitches or sluts
by Wheeler walker jr March 17, 2021
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pube noob

An adolescent boy who is just getting his first signs of "hair down there", and thus acts like an obnoxious adult.
Guy 1: "Dude, he got so carried away trying to prove he was stronger than all of us that he sprained his freaking back."
Guy 2: "I know, huh. He totally acted like a pube noob."

Older brother: "God, my little brother thinks he's all hot shit since he's going through puberty."
Friend: "Looks like you've got a pube noob on your hands, bro."
by SATSCORE-5 November 11, 2009
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fastpass noob

Refers to visitors at any Disney Theme Park. Essentially either a disney visitor who doesn't use fastpasses or poorly organizes their schedule to result in the use of foolish fastpass decisions. Also for people who use fastpasses on rides where it is completely unnecessary, such as the stitch ride or any show.
Wow, look at those fastpass noobs. They just got a fastpass for buzz lightyear when it has a 10 minute wait and space mountain has a 60 minute wait.
by Rapta dude March 30, 2010
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Fakin Nobs whith cheeta

If you call someone a "Fakin Nobs whith cheeta" using only the chatroom as you play a game, the other person will react angry even if he or she is clever enough to understand the obviousness of your wrong grammar.
The expression "Fakin Nobs whith cheeta" is an engineered mean of psychological warfare with the only purpose to upset people who feel pride in winning online games.

1. The dumb person: Will be offended by the accusation of using cheats, while he or she plays fair and square.

2. The cheater: Is clever enough to see fake grammar, but stupid enough to think that winning with the use of cheats was worth anything. By reminding the cheater on the futility of his or her actions, the cheater is confronted with reality, which causes damage to any human brain.

3.The grammar nazi: Will be offended, simply because you are willingly using wrong grammar.

4.The over-analyzer: Will see through all of this, but waste so much energy on doing exactly that, that his or her gameplay looses it's edge.

This device can only generate a slight advantage, but in it's ultimate systematic it will even upset you, as you realize that using it is in fact cheating and you just now went through all four stages yourself.
Progamer43: Lool headshot.
SupaMen123: Faking Nobs whith cheeta
Progamer43: ????
>Profit
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Troll: Why didn't it work?
Zen Master: You wrote fakin Nobs whith cheeta, but you must capitalize the first two words. Only then the total annoyance of Faking Nobs whith cheeta will unfold.
Troll: Stop using that on me!
by Jimmylou March 7, 2015
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