"Rick is there any particular reason why my daughter has mushroom-shaped bruises on her keister?"
"That's an easy one Mr. Tarrowstein, I've been mushroom whipping her in the shower!"
"That's an easy one Mr. Tarrowstein, I've been mushroom whipping her in the shower!"
by cecil d. May 13, 2016
Get the mushroom whipmug. by Olaf McNamara-Ramirez March 8, 2017
Get the Mushroom Derbymug. *interviewer* " I heard you made this album on mushrooms" *Harry* "Yes i did, i just think its easeir to write when you're having fun"
by callmedaddy_2 July 20, 2020
Get the Mushroomsmug. i highly over-rated vegetable. it is literally a fungus. or if you wanna be more sophisticated and smarter...
WIKIPEDIA: "... spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically produced above ground, on soil, or on its food source." (that is disgusting!!👎😃)
thank you Wikipedia
WIKIPEDIA: "... spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically produced above ground, on soil, or on its food source." (that is disgusting!!👎😃)
thank you Wikipedia
by buloogawhale December 12, 2020
Get the mushroomsmug. by sunsetcity mushrooms November 21, 2021
Get the sunsetcity mushroomsmug. by Tcwilly July 30, 2022
Get the shiitake mushroom stampmug. Poor Lucus never has any luck with the ladies. So he spends most nights lotioning the mushroom (masturbating) while watching porn.
by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025
Get the Lotioning the Mushroommug.