mum

a mum!!!!! oh boy mums are awesome.

HEY MUM I LOVE YOU

by laralovescoffee October 15, 2019

Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension

Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

Mum's

A shortened version of the popular phrase "On my mother's life".

A: "My dad won the lottery."
B:"I don't believe you, Mum's?"
A:"Mum's fam"

by BBR2 June 3, 2018

Chubby’s mum

Usually a woman who holds one of you children for 9 months while the fathers on a 40 year holiday

You would you like to be my chubby’s mum

by Spike speigel January 27, 2022

ya mum

A whore!

YA MUMS A WHORE

by makingbabieswithmynan May 8, 2017

ur mum

I'm a joke.

ur mum gay

by ur mum January 20, 2019

Mum

She is The only One that will make you feel safe...She is the one who loves you when it's hard for you..Sometimes your mom will be there instead of dad.
And When you say you hate your mum... You don't mean that.

Mum Is the best.
LOVE YOUR MUM NO MATTER WHAT

by Love your mom No matter what November 27, 2017