Ass To Mouth Ritual 

A very special type of ritual, thought by many to be a myth, to summon the spirit of the devil. The ritual is performed by two partners, one male the other female. They both have to engage in anal sex until the male is primed for ejaculation. After priming has occurred, the male will quickly pull out and proceed to blow his load in the female's mouth while chanting under his breath, "ATMR" continuously until the female has completely swallowed the semen.

John - "Hey, can you come tonight to watch the football?"
Mike - "Sorry dude, I made a promise to my girlfriend that we were gonna do an ass to mouth ritual tonight..."
John - "Again?! *sigh* OK."

Ass To Mouth Ritual by JamesMANxD January 5, 2017

your dick's in my dad's mouth 

figure of speech meaning "none of your business"

Friend: How did it go last night?
You: Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.

your dick's in my dad's mouth by millihenry November 8, 2018

sailor mouth

Spongebob episode, S2, E1, first aired September 21, 2001.

Line from "Sailor Mouth" - "Krabs is a (dolphin sound)"

sailor mouth by WhipRBLX January 8, 2017

Poor Mouth 

A Poor Mouth never seems to have any money, yet they have a better house, a better car, eat better food, go on nicer vacations and generally have more fun than you do.

Nan: I just don't have any money.

Dave: Stop crying poor mouth, you lie!

Poor Mouth by ***Dr Dave September 22, 2009

asbestos mouth 

workman or other assorted 'macho man' who can drink white hot freshly poured coffee, immediately and not even wince!!

i was marveling at asbestos mouth as he chug-a-lugged his coffee right down, while mine was only half cooled!!

don't believe i'd try to beat one of those asbestos mouth guys in a coffee drinking contest!!

asbestos mouth by michael foolsley December 23, 2009

nigga just got AIDS in his mouth!

What you shout when you see a man get hit in the face with a booty...made famous by =3 ...

*comment on serra de bunda dance video* NIGGA JUST GOT AIDS IN HIS MOUTH!!!1!!!one!!!

nigga just got AIDS in his mouth! by *j*b*t*b* July 6, 2010

Cap'n Crunch mouth 

When the roof of your mouth is shredded from eating food that is crispy or porous like some breakfast cereals.

I have Cap'n Crunch mouth from breakfast and the roof of my mouth needs time to recover.

Cap'n Crunch mouth by Bamafan1 October 12, 2011