mooselike

Mooselike is a term used to describe something that goes wrong. Instead of saying "i broke my foot, how terrible" one might say "i broke my foot, how MOOSELIKE"

Alex: Holly it's been raining, is your pussy still wet?

Holly: No, i'm afraid not

Alex: How mooselike!

by Alexness May 28, 2006

Moose Knuckle

the male version of the more common camel toe. (see camel toe)

Did you see how tight his jeans were? Man...you could see his nasty ass moose knuckle.

by mafarja February 4, 2010

Moosha

The word a chinese samurai says before he kills someone. Also can be used in simple conversation when speaking about a samauri that killed someone after saying the word as a preliminate.

Dude: "Yo did you moosha that guy?"

Samurai: "I mooshad him."

by B. Manley January 23, 2008

moosh

THIS STUPID WORD THAT EVERYBODY IS TRYING TO PUBLISH. I DONT CARE ABOUT MUSKA THE CAT OR STUPID YOUTUBE THINGS!!!!

EVERYONE WHO PUBLISHES MOOSH IS A GOON! STOP TRYING TO PUBLISH THE SAME DEFINITION THOUSANDS OF TIMES!!!!!!!!

by j-rob mad fresh April 17, 2010

Mooshank

1. (v.) The act of shanking in a (platonic) cow like manner, usually done to express extreme boredom between two people with a friendly bond.

2. (v.) A method of killing used between two specific tribes of bovine warriors which consists of an elongated horn of a deceased bull piercing through the left kidney of an adversary.

Ex 1: "Moo."

"Moo-shank-!"

"I love you too."

Ex 2: As Mary MooCow approached the target, she shifted her feet and launched herself, ready to mooshank to the death.

by Mewsy! ^_^ November 21, 2006

Mooses

A group of females that go to several nightclubs a week, are loud, annoying and enjoying letting people know there whereabouts (at the particular nightclub) on social network websites such as facebook, twitter or myspace.

'They are the biggest bunch of mooses'
'Where did Jesse go?

I think he left with that moose'

by Ivan Milat III May 2, 2011

Moose

The act of shitting and then ejaculating on someone or something

Guy 1: "I really feel like trying something freaky tonight."
Guy 2: "I can moose on you if you want."
Guy 1: "Alright man, just don't tell my girlfriend."
Guy 2: "I can moose on her too."

by BootyMasster420 October 13, 2014