Melanie

A girl who will undoubtedly rock any guy's world. Sweet and caring, a Melanie will stand by her man. Usually quite attractive too. Any guys that run across a Melanie had better hold on to her because she will stay loyal to you, never cheat, and love you with all her heart.
Guy 1: Dude, who's the hot chick you were checking out last night?
Guy 2: Melanie. I wish I could date her!
Guy 1: I know bro! Any guy would be lucky to date her!

melanie sweet caring loyal guy

by Truelove101 December 28, 2013

melonnaise

The act where someone caresses the back of your neck.

I was dancing and I got melonnaised and it felt so good!

A little melonnaise can go along way!

All I need is some melonnaise and my night will be perfect.

by 361 September 24, 2013

melonjob

The act of carving a melon into the shape of a 4' long erect penis and inserting it anally into your co-workers and or friends during a sleepover at your grandmothers house.

Get over here daddy and give me a melonjob

by MelonOfSherb January 23, 2017

Melonhead

A compliment, as the person is regarded as a melon. Melons are better than people, so if you are called a melonhead it is a great honour.

"Yo Deardrie, Suzan just made a dank meme about Pascal. What a melonhead!"

by Suzan Sambell February 23, 2017

melonseeds

Amazing tiktok artist who has an insanely unique art style, does commissions but gets held back by tiktoks algorithm.

“Melonseeds has their commissions open! Wish tiktok appreciated great artists more”

by CeceBun January 13, 2022

pant melons

A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.

Pant Melons McGee

by Sharzaleeza Rice July 7, 2010

morning melons

A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.

Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)

by CandyCup August 6, 2011