Cum Machine

(Noun) A person that ejaculates all day long.

“Josh. Get out of the bloody restroom you fucking cum machine, I need to take a shit you little wanker.”

by TheOnlyWikipedia July 31, 2021

marmite machine

a red Peugeot that is covered in rubbish and belongs to tracy it has a bin that smells like poo no seat belts and manages to fit half of lympne school in the back of

the marmite machine fits half of lympne school in it

by heart broken marmite mark October 17, 2021

marcus machine

it's the marcus machine

get into the goddamn marcus machine

by scopophobicc August 23, 2021

Toyotamaphimeia Machikanensis

1. Blonde bitch from the moon's last word 💁🏼 ♀️
2. Extinct Japanese reptile 🦎

1. Fuck you Yukari! 「Toyotamaphimeia Machikanensis 」🐉
2. Did you know that a specimen of

Toyotamaphimeia Machikanensis was recovered in 1964 at Osaka University ☝️🤓

by Toyotamaphimeia Fan July 28, 2022

imbecile machine

an overly-lifted truck, often containing obnoxious, sexist decals, used to compensate for the driver's shortcomings.

that dude parked his imbecile machine in the middle of the parking lot at the donut shop

by MoronicArts February 12, 2023

Washing Machine Heart

A song that talks about never being enough “I know who you pretend I am”

Letting people use you, basically a people pleaser.

“Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart” A heart that trys to people please

by ieatpatrickbateman May 5, 2023

Slut Machine

An overly flamboyant, or eccentric "whip and nae-nae".

Did you see Jason do the Slut Machine? I always knew he was gay.

by GreatOldOne September 8, 2023