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hype machine

a video game or movie that may or may not be good, but generates a very large amount of hype before it's release.
Gears of War for the Xbox 360 and the last 5 Star Wars movies were hype machines.
by spartan084 November 27, 2006
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macintosh

A word which sets off something in people's minds which turns them into assholes.
Dude: Hey guys, I got one of them new Apple macintosh computers today.

Dude 2/random person (esp. on internet): *explodes, accuses Dude of being a liberal/hippie/faggot/all of the above*

Dude: ...
by HerrJazz January 3, 2009
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Machine

Oh dude, i'd love to ride that machine
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maclin

A tribal form of ritual fuming involving either the grinding of seal testicles into a powder smoked in an elephant ivory pipe, or, speaking of elephants, the rectal rim of an elephant calf that has been blended and treated into a rubber-paste, burned to ash, then rehydrated and smoked in a cigarette.
a: "Jesus, you're gonna maclin? I thought that killing seals was bad!"

b: "I just ship in elephant rectum en mass so that I can do it and keep my job as an environmentalist
by Isidore2daMax March 1, 2012
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C-MACin-it

Verb: To aggresively masterbate.
by mcjeezy April 21, 2008
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washing machine theory

A premise or hypothesis that nobody understands, yet it is complex or ridiculous enough that nobody is willing to admit that they don't understand.
Other things have been called washing machine theories, but a washing machine theory is just a catch-all. A way to sound like you know what you're talking about.
Sarah Palin's plan to save the economy? Obamacare? Why does everything sound like a washing machine theory?
by Gern B. Blanston April 17, 2011
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cigarette machine

1.When a girl tugs on a guys member mimicing the motion of pulling the knob on a cigarette machine. A reverse handjob.

Found to be more annoying than pleasurable.
Guy 1. Did you get laid last night by that chick you met up in the club.
Guy 2. No, she wouldn't give it up...she gave me the ole' cigarette machine.

note to girls: Don't do this, a blowjob is much more appreciated.
by tommy mack May 13, 2003
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