Monster-in-law

A perjorative term for one's mother-in-law.

My monster-in-law is coming to stay the week.

Monster-in-law by Kevin Kelm May 17, 2004

ohm`s law 

For an electrical conductor, by Ohm`s law:

If V = Voltage across its ends ,
R= resistance offered to current flow
and I = Current flowing through it , then

1. V is directly proportional to I.

2. The ratio V/I is constant and equal to R.

If I = 2 Amperes and V = 20 volts then
R = 20/2 = 10 ohms.

ohm`s law by Jai Shri Ram June 5, 2005

Monster in law 

ugly fat bitch to lazy to get out of her own way

my mother inlaw is so fukn fat and useless she uses powder instead of a towel to dry herself

Monster in law by Mark July 31, 2004

Jackson's Law 

Similar to Murphy's Law, Jackson's Law states that the likelihood of any action being awesome is inversely proportional to the number of people observing.

By this law, any cool or hard to repeat action will be seen by few to no observers, while the most embarrassing will be seen by a crowd.

Andrew: Today I hit a pothole on my bike.
Will: Are you okay?
Andrew: Yeah - I flew off my bike, did a perfect combat roll, and came up running - not a scratch. But nobody saw it!
Will: Ouch. Jackson's Law is a bitch, man.

Jackson's Law by Izaea September 21, 2009

Scott's Law 

Every modern society will eventually create zombies and end itself in a fiery, brain-eating apocalypse.

Why are you experimenting with super soldiers. Don't you remember Scott's Law?

Scott's Law by Blevins February 9, 2010

Groid's Law 

Groid's Law states that the level of civility a Basketball-American is capable of is inversely proportional to the distance from other Basketball-Americans, while quantity also being a significant factor. Nothing shames a negro more to his groid associates than being seen speaking in full, coherent sentences amongst white folk.

You may think they're one of the good ones, but you haven't seen Groid's Law in action.

Groid's Law by SyFy December 31, 2020

Murphy's Law 

A law that states that everything that can go wrong, will. For Example: A jellied piece of

bread will always fall jelly side down. Example 2: Just when you thought it was safe to wear a white skirt to school, because your period isnt for another week---you end up with a japanese flag on your ass.

Murphy's Law by K. A. S. I. E. June 24, 2004