kinetic

A generally older male, infirmed and wheelchair bound, who requires physical aids in order to urinate and defecate. Often tenderly cared for by another person referred to as "maverick".

Please don't tell me I look like kinetic.

by Anonymous April 16, 2003

Kite

Cockney rhyming slang, meaning a cheque.

Listen, don't fuck about, just write me out a kite.

I need to cash a kite urgently, how long will it take?

by theoldchap August 14, 2009

Kitten Juggling

To be very high after having consumed a vast quantity of illegal controlled substances.

Susan and Tarquin are both totally mashed off their monkey bonces!! Are they juggling kittens again??

by Rod Hull June 12, 2003

Kitta

a very disturbed child

I met a kitta the other day.

by Ravenz October 16, 2005

Kitten

hidious disgusting creatures that piss everywhere.

Kittens are freaking disqusting as crap dude.

by Desi Desi Desi July 21, 2008

Kitten Wrangling

The act of preparing furry female felines for the pleasure of members of the Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra upon their monthly escape from their trailer-infested strike-ridden swampland.

TD & Smoke souped up their dump truck in anticipation of their trek to search for Kitten Wranglers.

by donkeycum August 18, 2003

kittened

Getting beat in a video game by a female gamer named Kittened

Man, I just got kittened by Kittened.

by Mehdusa November 13, 2013