Jerome Powell

The guy who will, and by the time you are reading this, has screwed over the world's economy

Jerome Powell was placed in his position by Trump to screw up the economy

by SliceofJesus January 14, 2018

Englewood, New Jersey

The only good place in New Jersey besides Newark Airport departures section. It's not such a bad place. It's a nice city where I lived for fifteen years with several streets to make up Downtown, and the higher-class neighborhood is not called "the hills"; It's the East Hill. Across the railroad tracks is the dangerous section of lower-side Downtown (aka Englehood). Anything beyond the Chase Bank on Palisade Ave is where I wouldn't go. Otherwise the city has some nice restaurants like Baumgarts (Chinese and Asian), Blue Moon (Mexican), It's Greek To Me (Greek), Bennie's (Middle Eastern), and much, much more. There's also a Palisade Court with some clothing stores and more restaurants. There are several car dealerships and Grand Avenue and Engle Street and some small factories.

Only thing I hate is the social issue. There's such a big racial divide. I suffered bad treatment from Orthodox Jewish neighbors living on the East Hill because my family wasn't Orthodox. A lot of African Americans and Hispanic people live on the other side. Plus when you're walking out at night, drunk assholes flip you off from their cars for reasons that are never explained.

Englewood is still the best city in New Jersey.

Resident: I love it here! There's so much to do and so many places to go!

Resident 2: Just be careful with the people in Englewood, New Jersey. I was walking my dogs on Broad Avenue and this lady on her motor bike gave me the middle finger for no reason.

by Bigfootbelva13 August 25, 2009

Jersey Driver

Someone who understands that if the speed limit is 45 you need to go at least 50, can handle a jughandle, and can parallel park at a moments notice. Basically, someone that can actually drive.
Also, an aggressive driver who is not afraid to honk and give you the finger. A driver that will pass you in the no passing zone, cut you off, and then go slower than you originally were, just to piss you off because you have non-New Jersey tags.

You say I'm a Jersey Driver like it's a bad thing.

by The South Jersey Bitch November 11, 2008

jersey shore

a sexual move in which a man inserts his whole fist into a womens vagina, or mans asshole. and then violently thrusts in and out in a fist pumping motion

brah 1: hey man how was your night last night?
brah2: pretty good i totally got some skanky ass
brah1: did you give it to her good and finish her with the shocker?
brah2: nah.... i totally jersey shore'd her ass til she cried

by gdjck8866 February 5, 2010

new jersey taco

To barf into a woman's puss while eating her out.

As I was munching on Shirley's vag, I grew nauseous. I barfed, thereby creating a New Jersey Taco.

by Justin Bacon November 13, 2006

New Jersey

Truly the best state in the nation.
We're the richest in terms of income.
So the next time you diss us, remember, if we seceded from the nation, we'd be the richest independent nation in the world!
We also pimp because we're in between New York City and Philadelphia. We got the beach and the mountains. The only other state that can come close is California and that's too freakin' big.
Simply said, we are the best. We're home to all the emo bands. We have the best drivers and we don't pump our gas.
We're also home of the best ivy (yes, that's Princeton). Harvard is actually second.
Despite Trenton, Camden, and Newark's bad reps, the rest of us are preppy, wealthy, and can kick your fat ass. Morris County, Somerset County, and Hunterdon County are richer than the rest of the damn country.
We're home of LAX, manymanymany Mercedes Benz, Jaguars, Beemers, and your mom.
Short Hills Mall anyone?
We're in the books, the movies, our stars are on the big screen. We're ubiquitous. Now suck it.
Yeah, don't hate. Worship us, bitch. And don't hate just 'cos you can't afford to live here.

Non New Jersey-ite: Oh, you're from New Jersey?
New Jersey-ite: Yeah, I am. Now, pump my gas.
*Non New Jersey-ite pumps the Jersey-ite's gas*

by MERREM July 26, 2008

Jersey Shore

Fucking retards at their best. A reason for a holocaust in New Jersey or the US in general. MTV's down fall (if there werent any before). A show that makes you wanna become an alcoholic or drug addict. A show that will literally lower your IQ the longer you watch it. Please someone make it go away. Someone? Anyone.

"Wow those people on Jersey Shore make me feel like God must have made New Jersey his emergency toilet."

by Bingflacker June 4, 2011