Ass-hat

Noun describing someone who is being problematic and inconsiderate

You were such an ass-hat when you screamed at the special ed girl for having dropped her plate of food.

by GDDPHD March 08, 2017

drop hats

When something is as astonishing as a gentleman would drop his hat off
Also "hats off"

LONG HAIR, SHORT BUTT, THIGHBROW? DROP HATS!

by the42minutes September 29, 2015

thinking hats

thinking a lot, Think carefully

we will keep up our thinking hats about it

by Fuad ALkhafajy April 04, 2021

Hat treatment

When a hat is applied for a short period of time, to cure unruly or unliked poofy hair.

Jack's hair was turning into a major jew-fro and wouldn't lay down even when combed, so he gave it the hat treatment. Soon, his hair was smooth and rockin'.

by BadHairDay9001 March 16, 2011

Serbian Hat

When a midget completely mounts your head and face fucks you.

"Hey look, that guy over there is wearing a Serbian Hat!"

by _po_gv September 10, 2023

Last Hat

to love or to have affection for something

I last hat those shoes and that scarf.

by Gospel of Socrates August 13, 2008

Switching hats

When you switch hats, it means your changing sexual preference.

"Are you switching hats?"

by #malt December 10, 2016