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white suit

when a person is covered in so much ejaculative fluid, they appear to be wearing some sort of white clothing, ie a suit.
it took 67 guys to give that fatty a white suit!
by DrJonas November 14, 2006
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white man

Me. I am a white man, I goto work, I got many friends of different ethinicities. Oh I forgot I am caucasian. I guess I am a white man!
I am a white man, not an evil person... you want an evil man go blame someone who you know has done something wrong!
by Oz January 24, 2005
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White Knight

Got some girls being butt-hurt? Got some white teenaged males with nothing to do?
Introducing white knighting! A perfectly respectable act of suddenly becoming chivalric and nice by the mere presence of e-boob.
GIRL: Guys, look. Look at me! Tits!
GUY: Dude, you're a guy. GTFO.
GIRL: NOOOO :(
GUYS: BRO, WTF, GET OFF OF HER, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. Hey princess, don't worry. It's always like that here.
GUY: Dude... white knights up in here.

Search Bungie.net for 'ITT: Post a picture of yourself!'

Enjoy the cable-free soap opera.
by nightingalefrodo June 12, 2011
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Anti-white

Preferring some more interesting paint color for your wall, or even some wallpaper.
Person 1: "What color should we paint the room? I'm thinking white."
Person 2: "You mean the world's most boring color? Nah, I'm anti-white. Maybe let's go for some interesting color for the walls, like literally any color that's not the world's most boring color."
by America Lover 🇺🇸 August 29, 2019
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a White Goodman

The act of either 1. Masturbating to a pizza. or 2. using pizza to get off. Named for the Dodgeball character who was formerly fat and now formerly skinny. who at one point got off to a slice of pizza!
Dude is he probably going home to pull a white goodman
by Tater the Mater April 17, 2010
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T-WHITE

when your sitting on the toilet and you challenge the person sitting next to you in a shit war. After you have finished, pick the shit up and measure it. Based on who has won, wipe your shit on the loser and piss on their face. Diareahh automatically wins and in the case of a draw, the person who eats their shit faster WINS
by Q-Man888888 December 3, 2009
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white zeppelin

A phenomenon resulting from anal sex where ejaculate builds up inside the rectum and is shortly followed by a sizable bowel movement. A proper white zeppelin occurs when deposited semen completely coats the outgoing feces, resulting in a smooth and hearty plop within the bowl.
Doctor: I'm glad you are no longer having problems passing those massive turds. Did you heed my advice and become a vegetarian?

Patient: No, I've found that a good WHITE ZEPPELIN works wonders after an all-u-can-eat-meat buffet.
by Sleepwalkazzz January 7, 2011
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