taint

The boujee version of turnt.

Bro: Dude this party is turnt!
Me: Nah bro, it's TAINT!

by not_your_hoe April 20, 2018

Taint

The same thing as a chode.

There was a hair on the guy's taint that stood when something wasn't right.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

Taint Washer

1. A sex slave who washes taints

2. An insult for a bitch who might as well wash taints

“You little taint washer, wash my taint!”

by NRShits September 12, 2020

Taint Tickles

A gay version of “he gives me butterflies.”

Wow don’t look at me like that you are giving me taint tickles *blushes*

by theherd January 28, 2025

The Tainted Rose

The Finest Pirate Crew in the Universe!

Missy: Would you like to join The Tainted Rose?

Hoots: Of course! Its the finest crew ever!

by CMDRHoots February 15, 2022

Taint Sparkle

The remains of a fart that produces a splatter of shit on one's taint.

"I thought I farted, but when i wiped, the paper revealed that I had a large amount of taint sparkles."

by klickklackpow January 6, 2012

Cobra Taint

Cobra taint is when you massage your taint after orgasm to get all of the semen out. This technique is known to prevent drips.

Oh man, I forgot to cobra taint after my shower this morning, and now I'm dripping!

by Bestie420 July 21, 2022