Working the taint

To work between Christmas and New Year, usually 27th to 31st December (Non-Bank Holidays, and Weekends), refers to the bit of skin between your anus and scrotum or vagina, the taint.
I've no annual leave left, looks like I'm working the taint this year.
by December 19, 2022
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Phoenician Taint Tickle

The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel
She finally gave me the good ol' Phoenician Taint Tickle last night. It felt amazing!
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Phoenician Taint Tickle

The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel
Last night she finally gave me the good ol' Phoenician Taint Tickle. It felt amazing!
by Phoenician Pug Bacon June 05, 2024
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taint bomb

When you're so enraged by your significant other that you decide to jump-dive into the air with your legs hoisted back behind your ears like a Tyson chicken, leading with your now-weaponized taint, impacting the upper region/face of your opposition with maximum force. Traditionally, one may threaten the taint bomb on several occasions until such a time that it is deployed.
Shut your mouth or I'm going to come at you with a flying taint bomb.
by TheTaintBomb101 December 29, 2017
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Taint Stich

the ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the anus to the balls
by stuarthub December 10, 2011
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Taint Fuzz

The fuzzy passageway of hair also known as the rectal road located between the anal cavity and the dick's tits.
There's a dingleberry lingering in my taint fuzz. Ive been smelling it for weeks.
by Gooch Smooch December 03, 2018
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tainted stamp

When a man smears poop all over the bottom of his nut sack and then proceeds to use it as a stamp and stamps another person's face. This can be used during sex or at parties to show dominance.
Sally doesn't know it, but she is getting a tainted stamp after school today.

The kids really got into the finger painting mood.....reminds me of back in the day when I used to get tainted stamps.
by AntMan December 14, 2013
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