Phone AIDS

When your phone stops receiving messages in a group chat

Mike: My car crashes into shit by itself
Andy: I had to use my penis trimmers on my 6 month old beard
Walter: AC compressors, Hot Water Heaters, Condensors

Jon: Fortnite and EJ Walker for life
Nick: **total silence**
Gus: the Super Bowl was yesterday, who’s the first 36 players in next years fantasy draft?
*******
Tom: dude, I must have terrible phone AIDS. Haven’t gotten a message since yesterday

by StivesMoney July 10, 2020

Phone Jockie

A person who is always using their mobile/smart phone, usually in the presence of family or friends, but has the ability to remain skillfully involved in the group's proceedings.

She's being a Phone Jockie

by stussi_52 October 7, 2010

phone curb

When you are talking with someone and they seem to want to cut you off and get off the phone.

Is that all you have to say? You don't sound too excited to talk to me....Are you giving me the phone curb?

by Ferg51 April 14, 2016

Phone-to-face

Dropping a cell phone onto your face when using it whilst lying down on a bed, couch, etc.

Guy1: *looks at Guy2's face* Oh god, what the hell's wrong with your nose?

Guy2* *points to bandage on bridge of nose* Uh... I was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. Yeah, I pulled off a phone-to-face. Fuck my life, it hurts so much.

Guy1: Damn, I'm sorry, man.

by RokettoJanpu June 15, 2018

Phone snipe

The action of getting caught across the classroom by the teacher with your phone out during class.

"Hey, why didn't you respond to my text?"
"Sorry, I got phone sniped by Mrs. Jones in English, and had to put my cell on her desk."

by fratts26 April 16, 2015

phone home

No idea what it means but Lil Wayne says it so it must be cool :o

Yeah you know..

If u feeel like u tha best,
go ahead n do tha weezy wee n
PHONE HOME!
weezay..
PHONE HOME!

by Ess To Da Emm August 24, 2008

cell phone

A mobile communication device.

Once a status symbol for the upper class, but now a way to identify the teenage children of lower class people.

I went to the movie theater the other day and I felt like I was walking through a cell phone jungle.

by P.A. August 10, 2005