horny food

pistacchio.

“i’m in love with pistacchio”
x: “oh so you’re horny”
pistacchio is the horny food

by baka ya July 10, 2022

Constinuous Horniness.

The act or state of being horny constantly. It often comes from being aroused by simple things or objects you see in everyday life, such as a chair. This condition cannot be controlled, nor cured.

Garret cannot go to the mall with his friends, in fear of getting an embarrassing boner from his Constinuous Horniness.

by ThatGoesInMyPants November 14, 2010

virtually horny

A person who has had erotic roleplay in Virtual Reality.

A: "Bro! I just had some great Erotic RP in VRChat!"
B: "You are virtually horny and down astronomically"
A: "What?"

by 4lpha0Mega August 26, 2021

Horny crisis

When all of a sudden you get horny in an area where you cannot satisfy yourself so you get very self conscious or frustrated.

Ron: I had a horny crisis the other day at the mall.
Rick: Ah man that sucks!
Ron: Yeah, good thing I was close to leaving.

by Boipoi September 22, 2020

horny be gone

A brand of pills that is the inverse of Viagra with prolonged effects.

Here, take this! *gives horny be gone*

by TheSwaggyHobo July 27, 2021

Horny boi

A teenage male with horemonal problems

Symptoms include:
Having the name Peter

Watching porn on the bus

Peter is a horny boi

by Emty69 July 18, 2021

Snape horny

When someone’s horny for Severus Snape

- i watched harry potter and now i’m snape horny
- me too girl, he’s so hot!!

by Ignoringu March 10, 2021