Holding a loaf

when you have to take a massive shit during a video call and you can’t get off camera. It is often accompanied by signs of physical distress or appeasement.

I was on a management meeting the other day and my cousin appeared to be stroking something. Come to find out, he was trying to calm his dog who was holding a loaf and needed a run around the block to drop wolf bait.

by Mashpee Sal March 12, 2025

Holding up 4's

Means you're either really gay or you're absolutely obsessed with me

Botta go stare at that ass! Holding up 4's

by My Left Nut<3 May 7, 2022

Hold your light

"Hold your light" in racial terms means for the black people to stay away from white people

African American little girl stopped to talk to a white couple with a baby. The African American dad yells out to his daughter "HOLD YOUR LIGHT" and with that the little girl puts her head down and walks away from the white family.

by Lisaluv April 4, 2023

I'll hold the candle

A phrase meaning "I will assist but not actively participate." This is derived from a period where apprentices would hold a candle for their master to work. Related to the phrase "couldn't hold a candle", when a person is being described as being so inadequate that they were not fit to assist.

John: "The engine is shot. I'll have to take the whole thing apart to figure it out."
Melissa: "I'll hold the candle."

by Cobalticus January 19, 2017

Hold on to it

To let someone borrow or have something. Depending on the context.

Here's my gun. Hold on to it.

Here's my gun. Hold on to it for a while.

by BigN9ne June 23, 2023

Hold a Frank

A phrase used by immortals like Harlz when Largs penises need to be held.

Harlz: “Yo Takerei fuck that bitch she can hold a frank”

by Lukebron May 30, 2022

holds your asparagus

as in hold your horses , wait a minute O.O

SALLY WE NEEDA DIP AS IN RIGHT NOW I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE PLAYING AROUND

"O.O HOLDS YOUR ASPARAGUS FOR ONE MOMENT"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 26, 2020