Helmet

One who is awful at video games, and whose gene pool should never be mated with.

God, that Kai'sa is such a helmet. That person shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

by Berrick January 18, 2020

helmetitis

Someone who cant help thinking about the (bell-end) of a (penis).

Person 1 - "Omg i just cant stop thinking about touching the (tip)"

Person 2 replies- " You definately have (helmetitis)"

by RooBoy69 November 10, 2019

Helms Deep

Half an expresso shot followed by a shot of absinthe followed the rest of the expresso shot.

He's about to fight the black army at Helms Deep.

by Ryban February 22, 2020

Helmi

Helmi loves Vlad.

Helmi: Aaahh, Vlad. Jag älsar dig! *Puss Puss*

by Vakuer March 11, 2020

helmirosa

Annoying little girl who eats with her mouth open

She is eating her mouth open. She is being helmirosa

by y dsvjx April 22, 2020

Helmine

A name only strong and independent women have. Helmine comes from "Wilhelmine", and the short form originated in both Germany and Norway. Helmines have great sowing skills and sense of fashion. Helmines are usually extremely kind and thoughtful.

"Did you see what Helmine was wearing?"
"Yeah she made it herself"
"That's awesome!"

by wwordmaster69 June 2, 2020

helmet army

Can be found in every skateboard video comment section, these are the types of people who spam every video about importance of the most lifesaving item of them all, a plastic made in china helmet, they will swear by their life on benefits of wearing a helmet 24/7 while skating although it seems like most of them wear a helmet at all times judging by how devout they are on spamming every skateboard video that includes a skater without a helmet on HOW IMPORTANT A HELMET IS AND HOW STUPID YOU ARE FOR NOT WEARING ONE LOOK HOW BETTER I AM AHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!1111111

John is cruising around town on a longboard
Some retard:HEY WHERE'S YOUR HELMET YOU'LL FALL AND DIE AND EARTH WILL OPEN AND EAT YOU WOAH ARE YOU SKATING WITHOUT A HELMET!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!? DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS CRUISING WITHOUT A HELMET DUDE?!?!?!!?!?! WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID BRO COME ON BRO WEAR A HELMET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Another 50 people spam the exact same thing over and over and over again
John: Jesus these helmet army guys are real SOB

by Kaprisas June 23, 2020