hamster balls

Balls that are proportionally oversized, such as those of a male hamster.

While changing Baby's diaper, Ayumi exclaimed "Damn, kid, you got some crazy hamster balls!"

by Mitsuneko January 24, 2008

cheesy hamster

A man ejaculates on a woman's chest. The cum ferments in the crevasse between the woman's breasts through a process similar to the fermentation of cheese. During the fermentation, the woman nibbles on the man's penis, the way a hamster nibbles on a carrot. Once the semen has successfully fermented, the "cheese" is used to make a creamy cheese dip. The couple then enjoys a romantic evening eating veggies dipped in their home-made sex cheese.

Wow Steve your warm cum really warms my chest as I sharpen my teeth on your wiener tip. This cheesy hamster sure is great! Soon enough we'll be relaxing and enjoying the reward from our hard (yet sexy) work.

by El Doble January 27, 2009

Double Hipster

A hipster who has out hipstered anyone else in terms of irony to the point where they are more that a hipster. In theory, there can be triple hipsters and higher, but these individuals are either gay or Kanye West.

I don't dress like a hipster, but I do it to be ironic because I am a hipster, so that makes me a double hipster.

by Random Yelling February 28, 2011

hipster chick

a hipster chick is a straight up chill person. they like old school things/clothing or they just wear whatever they fucking want and they most likely smoke weed. unlike the average chick...hipster chicks honestly don't give a fuck about what people say. they don't worry about making new friends because her old ones are the best. they aren't looking for a relationship all the time they wait for a certain type of guy to carry on a long good relationship with.
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hipster chick

by imkalikush September 11, 2011

Hipster Hypebeast

an upper middle class boy, who thinks longboarding is underground and cool. yet he buys overly priced boards every month from bad dealers. similar to the behavior of a "hypebeast" I.E, going to flight club and buying 400 dollar jordans when you could get them at a mall for 75 to 100 dollars. both do this to make up for having a small penis, or "anxiety disorders."

Hipsters, Williamsburg Brooklyn, Assholes, Inferiority complexes. Hipster Hypebeast

by 1 guy 1 hypebeast March 29, 2011

Sports Hipster

A person (usually male) who only gets his sports information from the ESPN network and quotes their analysts indiscriminately claiming it as his own opinion.

Guy 1: "Did you know Joe thinks the SEC is the best football conference?"

Guy 2: "Yeah that's exactly what the ESPN commentators said; I've always thought Joe was a sports hipster."

by Allen Killen January 1, 2011

hamster

a younger woman who preys on older men; the opposite of a cougar.

Your sister is a hamster because she's sleeping with a guy 20 years her elder.

by PghFun1 April 15, 2009