guitar penis

When a girl pulls your pubic hair and plays them like a guitar.

I'm gonna play the guitar penis hard tonight

by Liuo April 10, 2016

Gayitus

You are gay

Patient: He has gayitus? Whats that.
Doctor: see when you have gayitus it means you like men and you must get executed

by Someones Panda April 26, 2021

Guitarist

One who plays guitar and is usually in a band so is therefor super cool. Guitarists are usually cooler than people that don’t play guitar and there are nearly 0 exceptions to this rule.

Nobody gets more pussy than guitarists bro

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023

The Guitar Hero Effect

The after effect of playing Guitar Hero for so long that everything looks like they're moving up.

Bob: I played Guitar Hero so much that everything moved up.
Josh: Dude you got the Guitar Hero Effect.

by Timatronica October 25, 2009

percussive guitar

A sub genre of fingerstyle guitar in which one uses the body of the acoustic guitar to create percussive noises, effects, and recreate drum kit sounds.

Andy McKee's song 'Drifting' caused a spike in the popularity of percussive guitar.

by EG Jones March 6, 2014

The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

Vein guitar

When a man twangs the veins on his cock. Generally playing with the veins on a cock.

Derek loved to play the vein guitar, he practically lived for it.

by VeinyBeast May 22, 2018