Residential Beer Goggles

When any house, apartment, condo, car, hospital or underside of a bridge looks like an ideal place to move into due only to having an incredibly miserable home life or are simply living in a shit hole.

"We've got to help my buddy out, bro. He's got the Residential Beer Goggles--he was talking about how great it would be to live on the subway."

by T0NYALPHA February 20, 2017

college goggles

when you find girls from your high school attractive when you go to the same college as them

1: i saw rebecca last night and she looked so good
2: rebecca from ap us history ?
1: yeah
2: bro you got college goggles…

by poppa pill March 22, 2024

Bomber goggles

The act of placing one's testicles on the bridge of another person's nose so that a testicle drupes over each eye to emulate goggles, especially those worn by world War two bomber pilots.

My dad gave me a set of bomber goggles last night and it made breakfast pretty awkward.

by Ishmael the orphan February 12, 2022

ayala goggles

when students at ruben s. ayala highschools are so chopped that people who are typically viewed as unattractive, becomes attractive.

John: "yo ___ is so pretty"
Jamal: "hell naw twin, ayala goggles fr"

by foottickler69420 July 26, 2025

Thirsty goggles

Like beer goggles but kicks in while a person is sober and willing to fuck any one of any body type..

Did you see that come of his room?

Yeah..... he has thirsty goggles again

by Myers guy May 1, 2016

Moose goggles

When a man or group of men spend an extended period of time isolated from any women, especially in the wilderness on a trip camping or even at a summer camp for weeks, it causes his/their perception of the attractiveness of any woman or women they lay eyes on to be exaggerated as a result of the relative lack of exposure. Obviously this applies to straight men, I'm not sure whether it works similarly for women isolated from men or homosexual women or men being isolated from the group toward whom they are attracted, or not. My guess is that it does, though the effect may be strongest with straight men, but I don't know.

"My friend just got back to civilization from a month-long trip in the Rockies with his friends, and he was ogling hard at these chicks who couldnt have been more than a 4 or 5 and that's being generous. He definitely has a case of moose goggles after that long all-male experience. I sure wouldn't want to do something like that without at least some women along. Even if no one's getting it on or anything, it makes a huge difference for how your mind works when you see one. I've had moose goggles before after going to an all-boys summer camp and it has the disinhibitory potential to lead to decisions that could cause regret, for sure. "

by Psygn February 17, 2021

CAPTAIN GOGGLES

An intelligent human women who is captain goggles by day and captain pool by night. She gets her super hero power from eating Bush’s baked beans honey bacon flavor style. She will only save you if she’s near a pool. If you not by a pool just expect to not make it out. Sometimes clicks a pen to try and annoy people even though it doesn’t work.

“Your being such a captain goggles right now”

by SCARFACE September 25, 2018