Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad

Rick Mammana coined the term in his video "Making a Lawn Mower Salad John Deere" on YouTube.
The recipe is:
Run over some lettuce and tomato with your lawnmower
Collect the chopped bits
Drizzle with Mighty Cesar Salad Dressing

Guy: God I really want some salad but I have no hands with which to use a knife.
Other Guy: No problem, get out your lawnmower and we'll make some Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad

by rockthisway December 15, 2016

The Geezberg

When you start finishing outside of the vaginal cavity. then quickly, mid ejaculation put your dick back in. Finishing therefore both inside and outside your partner.

You should have seen her face when I gave her the geezberg

by kingsmill5050 November 27, 2017

boner geeked

When you’re so geeked you get a boner

Brad -“Woah dude, I’m totally boner geeked rn”
Jamal- “Wtf bro?”
Brad- “No homo bro”

by Big 1400 May 14, 2018

Silverback Geed

Sexually repressed, pissed off non-fraternity (GDI) male who tries to establish his dominance in bars by starting fights with anyone and everyone. Can be seen out in the wild wearing white Oakley Radarlock sunglasses, a size too small American Fighter shirt, and cargo shorts.

Fraternity Explorer: "Blimy, would ya take a look at this fella. Ya rarely get to see one of these in the wild. Let's go in to get a closer look, but we need to be careful because he's a little aggressive as he hasn't had female companionship in quite some time."
Silverback Geed: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU PUSSY, I'LL TAKE ON ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKS."

by AceInTheHole13 April 2, 2019

Brexit geezer

A "brexit geezer" is a British man who enjoys drinking alcohol, watching football and being at the pub. Brexit geezers are usually 35-60 years old.
HOW THEY GOT THEIR NAME
The word "brexit" comes from the time where Great Britain was no longer part of Europe. They are named "brexit geezers" because they wanted Great Britain to be a separate country.
The word "geezer" is a slang word for "man."
THE BREXIT GEEZER NAMES
Brexit geezers usually have typical, middle-aged, British man like: Bill, Dave, Terry, Steve etc.

A BREXIT GEEZER'S FAMILY
Most of the time, they have a wife that's usually a "facebook mum" and his kids may be "chavs" or "roadmen."
A BREXIT GEEZER'S PERSONALITY
We are going to split the average "brexit geezer" personality into two halves, pros and cons.
PROS
• Good old chap
• Always has time for a pint
• Passionate (about their favourite football team).
• Proud (of their country).
CONS
• Racist
• Homophobic
• Sleezy
• Scruffy
• Slob
• Lazy
THINGS YOU CAN DO TO FIND OUT MORE INFO ABOUT "BREXIT GEEZERS"
1. Listen to the wonderful song "day in the life of a true brexit geezer"
2. Visit a local pub and try to have a deep, meaningful conversation with one
3. Google up "brexit geezer" and have a good look at their appearance
4. Google some questions about "brexit geezers" and find out more facts
HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!

"I'm married to a Brexit Geezer, he's lovely!"

by rosepetalsx September 22, 2023

That’s so geek

Being so high everything’s funny

bro Jessica’s back with her ex. That’s so geek

by Cousinfucked9 June 9, 2018

“This is not the hour for silly geese”

A polite and less harsh way of saying, “this is not the time to be silly.”

And/Or: “you are acting inappropriately.”

Jason gossiped and laughed in class while another student was doing a presentation. The teacher reprimanded Jason, telling him “This is not the hour for silly geese”
“Quiet down and pay attention.”

by twenty rabbits April 28, 2021