truly fucked

To be accurately and genuinely put upon in a distasteful manner with no hope of mercy, rescue or long term survival.

I am truly fucked...never should have worn my "KISS ME, I'M JEWISH" T-shirt on this shopping excursion to Gaza.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

fucked up

Adjective: totally nonfunctional, beyond repair.

Used to refer to a machine that is not just broken but which cannot be repaired.

My puter was broke so I took it to James to get it fixed -- now it is totally fucked up.

by Ann Pearl Owen April 4, 2008

fuckbed

the second of two beds in a hotel room used explicitly for the purpose of fucking, not sleeping, without regard to how, what, or where body fluids are deposited

Damn T-dawg, we need to get out of this fuckbed and get some sleep before I get dehydrated

by Professor Steamboat October 4, 2008

fucked by an elephant

The act of ramming ones knee directly into the asshole of the victim.

"Hey man, you ever been fucked by an elephant? *BAM* you have now!"

by D April 11, 2004

ass-fucked

Anally penetrated."

"Don't pick up the soap," or you'll get ass-fucked.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

oh shit if I get caught with this I'm fucked

What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer.

B3nhur: hey i just DLed one night in paris
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg

by J4ke July 15, 2006

fuckled

A weird way to say fucked up.

Matt: Thats fucked up!
Ronny: Thats fucked down.
Matt: Your fuckled.

by Matt at. February 8, 2008