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The Friday Night Dilemma

When your with your friends on a Friday night, and walk around town hopelessly in search of something to do. It usually ends in failure, making everybody wanting to go home hoping tomorrow will be a better day. Worse of all, its a complete waste of your Friday night
Boy 1: Shit dude, we're stuck in the Friday night dilemma again.. WHAT CAN WE DO!?"

Boy 2: How about we go over my house and play COD?"

Boy 3: Fuck COD dude, If i wanted to stay in tonight I would've.. how about we walk over down to the mall and try to get some girls? Maybe we'll get lucky!

Boy 4: Screw your shit, we did this last week. Listen, I'm going home, tonight fucking sucked.

Boy 1: OH COME ON! Listen, how about we smoke some of my bud and we'll go watch a movie at my place?

Boy 2: Fuck it, I don't even want to. Tonight sucks and you know it, peace bro.
by alexandah November 15, 2010
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gay porn friday

A day that everyone plans but which never happens.

The day is usually said to involve excessive amounts of alcohol and gay porn, though the alcohol is optional.

Though often limited to one gender, this isn't always the case.
Me: Who's up for Gay Porn Friday?
Everyone: YES!
by random1234567890 July 24, 2009
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Jersey Mikes Friday

The most glorious day of the week. Only the greatest of all come together, hold hands, and pray to the jersey mikes gods. They then shake hands and say "happy jersey mikes friday men" and continue along their path. It is said that if you partake in this event you become of a higher status, very close to a godly figure.
Happy Jersey Mikes Friday to you all.

Can you believe it's Jersey Mikes Friday? I definitley can't!
Thank you to all of you for joining me on this holy day of Jersey Mikes Friday.
by tungachunga January 19, 2020
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Big Hair Friday

It's Casual Friday to the next level, where people come to work without fixing their bed hair.
Joe: "Whoa, what's with your hair, dude? Rough night, last night?"

Bob: "Didn't you get the memo? It's Big Hair Friday!"

Joe: "Gee, I can't believe I forgot it's BHF!"
by GeekSquadRejects March 11, 2010
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Fuck School Friday's

means any work needed for school , let it go MISSSING !
It's Fuck School Friday's, I can't do that work !
by nauticaaaa January 21, 2022
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Nude pic Friday

Send nudes to ur crush and see if he likes it or her and see if he or she will send one back
by Ben James October 5, 2018
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Hit the Friday Wall

The point during the work week in which you have lost all motivation to perform you job duties. Productivity decreases significantly after hitting the Friday wall, while the amount of time spend surfing the Internet and generally not doing anything productive increases.
It's only Wednesday and I've already hit the Friday wall.
by BatmansPaperboy November 4, 2011
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