Fake friends

They always reject you.
They change their behavior in 2 seconds.
They're never happy for you.
They're always jealous of you.
They insult you and then,they say "it's just a joke.
They make you cry.
They never defend you.
They don't text you back.
They act different with you want they're around other friends.
You cant tell them your problems.
They don't laugh at your jokes or they fake laugh.
They just text you when they need something.
They always talk about them.
And more...
In conclusion,I have fake friends.

Fake Friend:Hey!I know we havent talk for a while but I need-
Me:You always need things from me! I only have fake friends.

by that one bitch_ June 12, 2020

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Fake Friend

A person who uses you for things (Fame, Money, ETC.). Not loyal, treats you (or your friends) poorly. A worthless piece of garbage that you should throw away.

Friend: “I’m pretty sure (Name) is using you”. (Y/N): Yeah, she seems like a Fake Friend.

by CiniFoxi May 23, 2019

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fake edgy

Edgy but fake

Emma the ginger is fake edgy

by Makeup wipe November 23, 2017

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Fake Rich

When a person puts on a show as if they are significantly more rich than they actually are.

- "I hear he owns a corvette!"
- "Nah, girl... he rents one on Fridays and returns it on Sunday. He's just fake rich."

by The photon wrangler February 26, 2023

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fake patriot

Adjective: An individual who claims he is an american patriot but opposes freedom of choice, democracy, acceptance, political accountability, and shows little empathy for their common man. Might be a fascist but not realize it because they don't understand definitions of words they don't like. Typically resides in an right wing information fart bubble.

"Mark only cares about the 2nd amendment and get's brainwashed from there, Mark is such a fake patriot"

by Jlavaman July 14, 2021

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