fake ed

An eating disorder which somebody came up with for attention, but fits into the way they want their made up disorder to sound because they don't have a real eating disorder. Similar to {wannarexia}.

Emily: Hannah, do you want to eat these peas?
Hannah: No! I have an eating disorder I can't have that... But I'll have that chocolate over there.
Gen: You have a such a fake ed, Hannah.

by Deelyliah June 11, 2016

Fake Depressed

A attention seeking individuals who use metal health as clout. Usually has a middle part haircut and likes posting mirror pics and sad Bart Simpson edits on instagram with XXXTENTACION music in the background. Age range is from 13-20 usually.

Alex is Fake Depressed

Yeah He Really Is

Have you seen his Instagram posts?
Yeah, the Bart Simpson one right?

by Alex Big Ben Jr April 26, 2021

Chocolate Fake

A white cake with chocolate icing, thus impersonating a chocolate cake.

I'm really craving a chocolate fake.

by smerkley January 7, 2015

Fake Rich

When a person puts on a show as if they are significantly more rich than they actually are.

- "I hear he owns a corvette!"
- "Nah, girl... he rents one on Fridays and returns it on Sunday. He's just fake rich."

by The photon wrangler February 26, 2023

Femi-Fake

That fold in a chick's jeans, in the crotch area, when it looks like she's got a dick.

Look at that chick sitting down-she's got a Femi-Fake

by acmesupply September 28, 2013

Spring Fake

Going on a "Spring Break" vacation even though you have graduated.

I can't wait for Spring Break! SPRING BREAK (YEAR)! WOOO!

- You aren't in school, you don't get a spring break.

SPRING FAKE (YEAR)!!!! WOOO!

by pooksmcgee February 6, 2010

Fake hood

A person (or a place) that pretends to be in the hood and talks with a blaccent when in reality they’re just from a predominantly white middle-class suburb.

Jake: Yo bro I think Lataysha is fake hood
Stefan: How u know?
Jake: One of her friends found her address and she just from some random-ass white neighborhood
Stefan: DAMNNN she fake hood fr fr

by Corgimations July 23, 2023