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Noemi has a flat chest

Noemi has a flat chest, there's nothing there!
by Someone From CPPS December 15, 2016
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floaty

Someone who thinks they're a roadie but has no idea how to handle equipment, so they just stand there and watch the real roadies and maybe move a few cymbals and cords to try to look important.
Someone get this fucking floaty out of here before he breaks a drum or something.
by hellahecka July 12, 2005
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Floaf

The beer gut on a woman. The large bulging mass in the vaginal area of older obese women. Also known as a front loaf, gunt, ponch, or front butt.
Check out her floaf. Its like her ass is in the front.
by Joe Campbell August 29, 2007
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Flat Iron

A terrible istrument consisting of two hot metal plates. Used to burn and straighten teenage girls hair, by means of taking not pin-straight hair and pressing and holding it between aforementioned hot metal plates. A favorite among the the 13-18 year old age group. Occasionally used on sexually confused young men.
Can have awful results if you don't do it exactly right. For the teenage girl who thinks that curly hair is "OmiGod! Like sooo uncool!!!"
curly-haired girl : OMG!! Jessica, do you think all the cool kids will like me if I but this $80 flat iron???
Jessica: OMG!! Yes, because curly hair is so 90's!!
by yourmomma May 13, 2005
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Flat Tire

When you have a good buzz, then you eat food and the food kills your buzz completely.
"There I was a Billy's house for a BBQ. I had like 3 Oly tall boys and was feeling great...until I ate a fat burger...completely lost my buzz...totally flat tired my self"
by Johnny Boy Kz August 11, 2014
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flat lay down

used in the car biz. for when a customer comes in and picks a vehicle and pays full asking price, and any extras!
Every customer Brian gets is a flat lay down!
by b rain t March 22, 2009
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Flat Spurt

When you cum on a girls chest who is has small breasts
Dave: I so flat spurted on my missus last night!
Jim: Hot yo!
by ChorleyFM July 21, 2010
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