Fanny mechanic

Slang name for a gynocologst

"I've just dropped my Mrs off at the Fanny mechanic for her check up"

by Obesio mourinio July 4, 2016

fanny pack guy

A guy who wears a fanny pack, that's it.

bender bending rodriguez: what a fine day
fanny pack guy: hello
bender bending rodriguez: what the fuck is that fanny pack guy

by cyb lib January 27, 2024

fanny bingle

a fanny bingle is what tou call a fat woman with lots of flabs

Jake is a fanny bingle

by ballfondler42 December 9, 2024

Fanny fart

It is trapped wind coming out of your fanny hole. Usual smells like egg. Sounds squeaky. If you are a chav it smells like the coral reef

Man: what was that
Woman: it was a fanny fart
Man: it smells like the coral reef

by Smith’s private shop December 12, 2020

Fanny

A fanny is my destiny, my safe place. I love to swim inside a fanny. You fanny will get to wet when it sees me

“Did you get a Jonny? You just inserted your willy in my fanny!” Said Sarah.

by Lolarose381 November 29, 2021

fanny full of rice

A aisan woman that annoys you

Oh shes a fanny full of rice

by Dawggurl October 11, 2022

fanny pack

An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.

So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.

by bitchuck August 31, 2024