Fake Nigger

It's basically someone who thinks that he's black or a "nigger" when in reality he is of a different race. Most fake niggers talk slang as if they are a "nigga" and that they were raised from poverty and built their way up to the top by claiming that they have a rap "album". Fake niggers think that they are tough and hardcore when they are actually pussies. They think they can rap like Rap artists such as 50 cent or Jay-Z when in reality they can't because they are afraid to verse and their rhymes are terrible to one's ears. In other words, they suck in rapping and at life.

Jim is such a Fake Nigger that when he talks about his non-existing rap album that he keeps postponing.
Jim is a Fake Nigger that he actually thinks he is a Nigger.
Acting Like a Gangsta, Jim is not only a Wanksta and a Fake Nigger but an third-rate Asshole

Fake Nigger by Convert2Satanism October 31, 2007

Fake friend

A fake friend is some who is ungrateful about how much time and money someone has put into you.

Damon: you are selfish!

Daniel: bro you are a fake friend I spend so much on you over three years you should be grateful.

Fake friend by Loadedfuckingpotato September 6, 2016

Fake Peace 

A practice followed by many teenagers these days. Its the cool new thing to do! These teens run around their schools, their friends basements, and anywhere else, pretending to give a damn about the world. But they don't tell you that, because forcing you to be influenced by their pressure to join their "peaceful ways" would contradict everything they stand for.

And yet, these fake hippies just want to fit in with the cool kids. But they never did. So they started this rebellion that pressures everyone they know to join because if they don't, they're "bad people". These kids, who want peace SO badly, are actually very resentful. And its obvious.

The requirements to be one of these fake peace kids:

A love for The Beatles.
And classic rock.
Must LOVE Led Zepplin.
Should be able to play some LZ on their guitar. Especially Stairway to Heaven.
Must be gay, lesbian, bi, or have some bisexual experience because thats the cool thing to do. Or at least support the gays. Oh wait. they should also have the token gay friend. Because that's cool.
Drugs and/or alchohol are a must.
It doesn't hurt to have some sort of "hug a tree" shirt. Even though its made from earth-destroying fabrics.
FALL IN LOVE WITH INCEST.
Become a vegan, who eats chicken, turkey, fish, and meat occasionally.
Hate Mcdonalds. Just hate it. And fast food. I don't care how much you secretly like it, you MUST pretend you hate it.
Make sure you throw up the peace sign when a camera comes within 10 feet of you.
Be friends with people you secretly can't stand. I'm pretty sure they don't like you either.
Learn the art of hypocracy. Study it well.
Obviously, you should hate war. You might not know much about it, but really, just try your hardest to make sure everyone knows you hate it and think its immoral.
Should own peace sign jewelry, shirts, bags, earrings, etc.

But most importantly, be an asshole. And try to make other people feel like they're assholes. The end.

"Ew McDonalds is soooo gross. I haven't eaten there in about 3 days, because I can't stand to know that cows are dying for my food. My other awesome lesbian friend, Andrew Sue, hasn't eaten there since yesterday, to protest! Everyone should!!! If you don't then I don't like you and you can't come to my sex party. You can't have my drugs either. They're all mine. Fake peace yall!"

Fake Peace by Really cool me. February 9, 2008

Fake Woke 

Fake woke is when someone tries to discredit actual facts then pretend their ideology on the matter is true. Fake Woke has been a trend ever since in the Age of Informationpeople, hackers, whistle blowers have given the public information that has been kept secret overtime; so the government has given the green light on private agencies (Facebook Cambridge Analytica/Meme “creators” as an example) to create posts, articles contradicting actual facts/truths. People known as sheeple who think they know but do not know begin to share and spread those memes and articles of the falsified information all over the net, creating two sides of the Woke trend keeping the actual truth/actual woke people buried under all the gibberish of false information accomplishing the governments agenda of keeping the masses divided, confused and away from the actual FACTS.

CoronaVirus is fake, it barely killed anyone. It’s just to make people panic.

But it’s actually 10x lethal than the flu, killed more people that SARS and MERS in just two months, has spread to 6 continents. You’re being fake woke

Fake Woke by i415efp March 11, 2020

fake lesbian

when a girl pretends to be a lesbian and therfore turns on a member of the opposite sex. By doing this making the male erect and refusing to stimulate him to ejaculation. Also causing blue ball

Emily pretended to pull Jo and enjoy it giving me a hard on. She is a fake lesbian.

fake lesbian by dariush October 8, 2005

Fake Paddy's Day 

The holiday celebrated one or two weeks before St. Patrick's Day (and Spring Break) to allow for maximum participation in group drinking.

Budweiser sells green beer in cans? This is going to be the best Fake Paddy's Day ever!

Fake Paddy's Day by Jumpin' Jack Flash March 13, 2009

fake pumping 

claiming to have something that you really dont; lying; being fake; Originated in Cleveland, OH

"I gets so much money!"
--"Yea, whatever. Stop fake pumping!"

fake pumping by cleveland'_'bread November 26, 2010