Catch Everything

A perpetual, sometimes unfortunately short-lived state of life where everything is going your way and falling into place due to a high level of tightness/luck/amount of crushing/etc.

History of Catch Everything:

Started as a drunken game played from 2-3am after a night of heavy drinking. One player puts on wide receiver gloves while a partner takes turns ripping bingers and throwing a football to different areas of the apartment. The basic goal is to catch everything, hence the name Catch Everything.

Sully: "you get nice in cards last night?"
Matt: "yeah it was basically catch everything"

Sully: "how'd your finance exam go?"
Matt: "crushed it, it was catch everything"

by Julie Hetrick January 5, 2009

she does everything

Australian slang for a female that performs most or all kinds of sexual acts.

Jeez......you know Wonnie?

She does everything.

by Signor Dick Pic February 21, 2014

there's a time and place for everything

college

"There's a time and place for everything, and that's college."

by As trash as your waifu May 31, 2018

Everything Zen

There must be something we can eat

Maybe find another lover

Should I fly to Los Angeles

Find my asshole brother
Mickey mouse has grown up a cow

Dave's on sale again
We kissy kiss in the rear view
We're so bored, you're to blame
Try to see it once my way
Everything zen, everything zen
I don't think so
Everything zen, everything zen
I don't think so
Raindogs howl for the century
A million dollars at stake
As you search for your demigod
And you fake with a saint
There's no sex in your violence
There's no sex in your violence
There's no sex in your violence
There's no sex in your violence

Try to see it once my way
Everything zen, everything zen
I don't think so
Everything zen, everything zen
I don't think so
Everything zen, everything zen
I don't believe that Elvis is dead, yeah
I don't believe that Elvis is dead
I don't believe that Elvis is dead, yeah
I don't believe that Elvis is, Elvis is
There's no sex in your violence
There's no sex in your violence
There's no sex in your violence
There's no sex in your violence
Try to see it once my way
Everything zen, everything zen
I don't think so
Try to see it once my way
Everything zen, everything zen
I don't think so
Zen, zen
I don't think so, I don't think so, I don't think so

by Death Menace December 8, 2022

My Idea of Fun is Killing Everyone

Attention thrills and then it kills
They make you king then make you ill
'Til you're alone, dead on your throne
So my idea of fun
Is killing everyone
My idea of fun
Is killing everyone

My idea of fun
Is killing everyone
Now is the season for war with no reason
Now is the season for war with no reason
They break your skin when you're a kid
They steal your soul and keep it hid
And that is why I hate mankind
'Cause my idea of fun
Is killing everyone
My idea of fun
Is killing everyone
My idea of fun
Is killing everyone
My idea of fun is killing everyone
My idea of fun is killing everyone
My idea of fun
My idea of fun is killing everyone
My idea of fun is killing everyone
My idea of fun

by Death Menace December 5, 2022

Everyone is Different

Common phrase used by Very attractive women to tell 'loser guys' she is not at all interested in his Star Wars collector cups...nor is she interested in his sexual turn on's and fantacies.

LOSER MAN: "Yeah, i'm totally into the Princess Leia 'fantacy'...you know, the gold bikini? *wink*"

HOT SEX KITTEN: "Well, everyone is different..oh look! *points*

LOSER MAN:*looks* "Is it Leia?"

HOT SEX KITTEN: *runs away*

by James March 6, 2004

Every Fucking Time

A term used when a friend makes fun of 1 of your qualities over and over again.

Every Fucking Time, every time you make fun of my voice.

by Pubo December 8, 2016