evan mollov

"Evan Mollov" Is a phrase that means someone is not going somewhere.
Evan Mollov isn't going gym today.
by LazyBread123 June 09, 2023
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hoss evan jensen

he is a kid who hates everyone i know this because he is my son jk you thought suckers fuck you
hoss evan jensen means fuck you stop asking
by wdymmmmmm November 02, 2020
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Evan Patrick

A badass. Someone likely to become the next President
Did you see that guy dunk all over that kid? That's so Evan Patrick.
by Evan Patrick June 08, 2014
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Evan Hostetler

Can outdrink you
Evan Hostetler will fuck your girlfriend
by Badass3425 April 14, 2019
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Christopher "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Christopher "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 05, 2025
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Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights

The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan
OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱
by TKM06 July 06, 2021
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Tyler Evans

Fat as shit and ugly as fuck
Always on dick
"Tyler Evans is always on someone's dick"
by Fat Tyler Evans November 04, 2022
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