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Epsteinian

of, relating to, or having the characteristics of Jeffrey Epstein or his island.
Wow I just learned how David Carradine died, what an Epsteinian method…
by ViViKitten<3 February 5, 2026
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Epstein

To search the Epstein files to see if your in them
I’m going to Epstein your name then we’ll all find out
by Dallasmedia@proton.me February 14, 2026
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Epstein Class

Definition 01:
The innermost, parasitic mold at the core of the American Empire. It commands—and is to some degree composed of—the elites and those in government. It pervades the empire at every level, operating as the ultimate, insulated layer of controlling interests, existing beyond any system of imperial or international justice.

Definition 02:
The Trichey
“You think they are on your side? Nah, they're just members of the Epstein Class and want to visit the island next week.
by FluidHistory February 15, 2026
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Epstein Administration

A term coined by Congressional Rep. Thomas Massie from Kentucky to describe the corrupt and incompetent Trump White House staff.
Diaper Donald has loaded his cabinet with douchebags who, like him, were cronies of Jeffrey Epstein, RIP. It’s become the Epstein Administration.
by LaughingAloud February 15, 2026
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Epstein Empire

An organization created by four founders whose mission is to bring heroism to children.
The Epstein Empire saved my daughter by giving her a life among celebrities.
by BruceWayneIsNotBatman February 16, 2026
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Epsteinphobia

Being scared of Jeffrey Epstein and his actions.
Small girl: Hello did you see that man walk past?
Big experienced girl: Yes, you gotta look out! I'm really scared of that guy.
Small girl: Huh? Why are you scared of him?
Big experienced girl: I have got epsteinphobia, that means I am scared of Jeffrey Epstein because he raped me.
by Jeffrey Epstein Rapist February 16, 2026
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Epsteiners

A person or individual drawn to the Epstein files or lavish for intel on Mr. Jeffrey Epstein.
The Epsteiners are really trying to dig into his Amazon account to find anything that would link him to something.
by The Geckonator February 17, 2026
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