Textual relationship

Synonym of "talking"
when two people are attracted to eachother,
anD get to know eachother through nothing but text messages.

Ex. Bobby and Cindy like eachother, but only have a textual relationship.

Their relationship is purely textual

by Fortissimo July 21, 2009

Zombical Relations

Sexual relations among zombies; any act of sexual intercourse between two or more undead beings.

Dude 1: Hey man, those zombies are fuckin'.
Dude 2: Leave 'em alone. They're having zombical relations.

Undead Bill Clinton: I did not have zombical relations with that undead woman.

by Richard Slick February 26, 2009

Amorphous Blob Relationship

To be in a relationship that is incapable of having a title and/or label

Person1: Are Charles and Liz a couple.....
Person2: No their in a Amorphous Blob Relationship.
Person1: That makes sense

by Hade5079 April 22, 2011

elationship

An online only relationship with a person/business/group.

She was ending the elationship as she couldn't deal with not seeing him in person.

"I was over it, elationship's never work!"

by ryan crawford January 29, 2008

de-erection

when a penis withdraws completely into the body of the male, much the way a tortoise retreats into it's shell during times of fear

There was a point of time when Lindsay's lovely bosoms hoisted my flag, but now here anorexic body gives me a de-erection

by Harry Pudi January 1, 2007

Erection

An erection is a powerful trick that a penis does when it becomes sexually aroused. Like an elephant's trunk, it can raise up high into the sky. The erection is often used for sexual intercourse and masturbating or even being naked. And teenagers love to get erections, but sometimes, the get an unexpected one in public, and they will try to ignore it.

Ross stared at joy at Julianne's bare midriff as she walked up to the front of the school board. Before long, his penis began to stiffen and relax as it pressed against his jeans. Then he looked down and saw the erection. He took off all of his clothes to give the penis some air. Now, Ross was naked as a seal and lied down on the desk bare and began rubbing the boner with his middle finger. Julianne noticed Ross and became attracted by the session. Finally, the snout of the penis released semen and Ross wiped it off with a towel. Julianne fell in love with Ross and said "Great job masturbating." as I smiled nervously and blushed, and Julianne kissed my bare body.

by VBruno August 21, 2013

7th Grade Relationship

A realationship is 7th grade that could last anywhere from 18 hours to 3 and a half days to a couple months. They are an absolute joke with most of them not getting past touching finger tips.

Wow, did you hear that Justin was in a 7th Grade relationship, they were dating for 3 days.

by President Linder June 20, 2016