The Dave

"The Dave" is a formation a team, or player, may ask for in the game of Beirut a.k.a. Beer Pong. When one team has 3 cups left to shoot at they may call out "The Dave" and the opposing team will line up 2 cups side to side with one cup in front so it looks like a triangle. This shape reflects 2 balls and a small penis aptly named after Dave W. This beer pong formation started in Plymouth, MA but is quickly growing in popularity in Eastern Massachusetts and other surrounding colleges and states.

"Man, we have 3 cups left should we get three in a row or The Dave?"
"Definitely The Dave.... that poor son of a bitch."

by Brandnew314 January 12, 2010

notre damed

The act of playing a patsie football schedule during the regular season against a bunch of inferior cupcakes, then receiving and accepting a bowl bid you dont deserve (because of your artifically inflated win-loss record) then proceeding to get utterly spanked by a superior opponent who legitimately deserves to be there.

Dude - did you catch that game? They got Notre Damed

by CFB Fan June 17, 2008

Darling-Dave

The love of one’s life, one who is adored and revered with the utter most love and respect. The air which fills another’s lungs, the magic in all which is good.

If it were not for my Darling-Dave my life would not have the excitement, love and joy that I am gifted everyday I am married to him.

Even durning the most difficult times in life, I am able to cope because of Darling-Dave.

After 20 years of marriage my beloved deserves his own word for how he consumes my being. He is Darling-Dave and he is the enbodiment of all which I adore and love.

by Diann April 24, 2006

James Dave Bond

James Bond's middle name. Mentioned in the fourth book, it was originally going to be written as James "Humphrey" Bond. However, after careful discussion with the editors, Sir Ian Flemming stated the following "I'd rather name him dogshit" so he settles for Dave as the middle name. He found inspiration from a homosexual, homeless man who lived next door to him in his youth. His name was also Dave. Hence the subcontext that James "Dave" Bond was also a vary gay individual who never fully excepted his sexuality and acted out in perversion with women in an attempt to cover this fact up.

Chris: Guys! Guess what!
Luke/Liam: what?
Chris: Jame's Bond's full name is James Dave Bond and he's gay! I'm so happy that I have someone I can relate to!!!
Luke: dude...your middle name's Martin.
Liam: at least the gay part's right
Chris: darn toodily-doo!!! :D

by DiesIrae92 January 2, 2012

The Dirty Dave Rob AKA The DDR

Giving head to two guys at the same time and then vomiting when both penis' ejaculate simultaneously and the ejaculate hits the uvula. This then causes one to vomit all over both erect penis'. Optional: If one is up for the challenge they can do all of this while playing Dance Dance Revolution and Forecasting future cash flows. Also known as the Double Dick Ralph!!

Jason Atwd: Did Dave Rob work on his accounting homework last night?

Patrick Zallrman: I dont think so, I am pretty sure he was busy with some dudes.

Dave Rob: FUCK YA Suckin' Dick at the same time. I DDR'd those FUCKERS!!!!

Jason Atwd and Patrick Zallrman: You got any homework tonight. If not, you wanna head on over and play some DDR with us?!?!

Mike Fullsome: Are you guys talking about The Dirty Dave Rob AKA The DDR?

by Mike Fullsome December 9, 2007

Dave

Dave is a loser. Dave is almost 40 years old and has been unemployed for 20. Dave makes excuses for himself. Dave lives in his girls friends house for free while she goes to work every day. Dave does nothing all day and just before she comes home, he pretends to do the dishes to seem productive. Dave has no money to buy real drugs like a decent person because he’s a jobless loser, so he huffs propane out a grill tank. Dave is no longer allowed to have a grill at his house. Dave is too lazy to go inside the house and use a toilet like a human, so he shits in a bucket in the backyard and leaves it there. Dave has 4 broken down cars in the driveway because he can’t afford to buy one that works. Dave collects garbage. Dave is garbage. Dave feels so bad about being a loser that he verbally assaults his girlfriend to make her feel bad about herself, so she never sees how shitty he actually is. Dave doesn’t realize that she knows. Dave doesn’t have sex with his girlfriend and sleeps on the couch every night instead of in their bed to avoid sex. Dave is confused and outraged when she ends up sleeping with someone else. Dave doesn’t like to shower. Dave doesn’t brush his teeth. Dave really likes McDonald’s - a lot. Dave plays the victim. Dave starts projects and doesn’t finish ANY of them. Dave uses his inheritance to buy model planes instead of helping his girlfriend pay bills. Dave is a useless piece of shit.

Don’t be a Dave.

by Yeahbuddy May 21, 2019

Davelyn

A person who is quirky, has big eyes, loves to have fun and dance. A bit temperamental, irrationally so. Hangs out with people for selfish reasons. Hot-headed.

Whoa, she such a davelyn - she got mad because i laughed!

by bestestestHONEYaround February 20, 2012