Dan Holman

Fat piece of shit that thinks he is half black. Son of infamous Mr Peanut as seen in his nut ass head. Wears supreme to make him feel like he doesn't come from a broke asss home. Also raps lyrics he memorized last night. Bandwagon sports fan. Pussy that no one likes and person who thinks he can handle his alc but throws it away when no one is watching.

"Damn you know that pussy over there."
"Yeah he's a whole Dan Holman"
"I fucking hate Dan Holmans"
"Everyone hates them fat fucks"

by Lacrosse coach December 22, 2017

Dan man

Despite Dan being called the man. Pulling a Dan man means fucking up big time. Its like a walking jinx whos just waiting to get himself or the people he's around into some kind of mess.

JOE: Dan pulled another Dan man last night.

You: What he do this time ?
JOE: He puked all over the front entrance of the bar and got us all kicked out.

You: Damn, pulled another Dan man

by BernardSaint May 20, 2018

Dan staples

If you need to ask you don’t know

The band of the time is all you need to know dan staples

by Player hater101 May 27, 2018

Dan | ダン

cool dude who runs a cool discord server

my god Dan | ダン is so sexy.

by sofais10 May 28, 2018

dan the ufo

a big ufo that floats around the world. People are scared.

Moili "Hey Roina did you see that Ufo?"
Roina "It must be Dan The UFO"

by Cray cray ray fish June 5, 2018

dan mousseau

Excellence, superb, the definition of "the man". Widely attractive and intelligent.

You are an excellent human being, Dan Mousseau would be proud.

by Interesting facts May 8, 2018

Dan Adamsoned

The process of having as many relationships in a year. Usually despised by exes, or still loved my them. Either it is a term used to describe the ultimate grandmaster god leader of the fuck boy community. Sometimes is alright at football, but is a cunt to anyone on the pitch.

He dumped me after 1 week, and he used me because I touched his willy. I was Dan adamsoned.

by Jizzlamic State September 17, 2018