Chonkianity (noun): A community-driven practice within the spiritual movement of Chonkism, focused on fostering harmony by celebrating chonkiness—the robust, serene essence of plump felines. Grounded in Chonkism's view of chonkiness as a neutral state with potential for harmony or imbalance, Chonkianity cultivates a collective tradition through shared online efforts to nurture this balance across all felines. Unlike Hammonism, which centers on individual reverence for Himothy Ham, the prophet-avatar of the Eternal Chonk, guided by the Meow-nifesto of Ham, Chonkianity emphasizes a unified approach to honoring chonkiness’ inherent nature through supportive community actions.
Example 1: "She joins Chonkianity to promote balanced diets for her chonky cat with online support groups."
Example 2: "His Chonkianity effort shines through hosting virtual workshops on caring for chonky felines."
Example 2: "His Chonkianity effort shines through hosting virtual workshops on caring for chonky felines."
by Church of the Mighty Ham October 10, 2025
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Often prefers traditional methods and values human thought over machine suggestions.
Often prefers traditional methods and values human thought over machine suggestions.
“You still write by hand? What are you, some kind of clonker?”
“Yup. I’m keeping my brain 100% AI-free.”
“Yup. I’m keeping my brain 100% AI-free.”
by Clonkist October 14, 2025
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Adjective:
Used to lovingly describe a delightfully thick, soft, and attractively plush person ... most often plus-size women. Always endearing, never insulting. It celebrates curves, comfort, and good energy.
Noun:
A slightly overweight or curvy person whose softness is part of their charm.
Adjective:
Used to lovingly describe a delightfully thick, soft, and attractively plush person ... most often plus-size women. Always endearing, never insulting. It celebrates curves, comfort, and good energy.
Noun:
A slightly overweight or curvy person whose softness is part of their charm.
Example (adj):
“I like my women a lil’ chonk, soft enough to hug twice.”
Example (noun):
“She gained a little weight since high school, and chonk looks good on her.”
“I like my women a lil’ chonk, soft enough to hug twice.”
Example (noun):
“She gained a little weight since high school, and chonk looks good on her.”
by anonymous November 28, 2025
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by runner227 January 22, 2026
Get the Chonkie mug.A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations
Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.
Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.
The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!
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Charles Edward Hammer III: Yeah that's Lauren Conklin i'm so happy LMAO
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