Cappin for the Dramatics

When you are lying, exaggerating, capping for the fun of the story.

"Bro I gotta tell you what happened at work!"
"What man?"
"OMG! This lady came in screaming she had to use the bathroom, we told her no and she shit herself on the floor"
"Nah man you cappin for the dramatics."

by VioletIsthecolor May 21, 2021

Cappin Marvel

1) Devout Feminists who exaggerate, lie, and mostly bullshit into getting what they want for attention and/or Validation.

2) A woman who lies on a super hero level in order to look politically correct for her feminist demi gods

Becky: I never had a one night stand
Doug: wow stan lee should’ve hired you to be the next Cappin Marvel!

Becky: Guys who make me laugh turns me on.
Also Doug: Hey everyone get out of here!! The Cap is real!!

by Peaceful Thrill Seeker June 6, 2021

Cappin' Jack

Former NBA Player Stephen Jackson telling lies.

Kwame Brown just served Cappin' Jack with Momma's Cooking. Stephen Jackson out there boy, Cappin' Jack.

by That Madness August 11, 2021

Chapped to bits

Overly enthusiastic and excited to do something in the near future.

When asked if Mike was excited to go to the gender reveal party, he replied “chapped to bits.”

by Crab cheese gremlin August 14, 2021

Capping Machine

A machine used in manufacturing soda bottles that is used to cap, or "hat," each unit.

In other countries, the Capping Machine is called a "Hatting Machine." It is not to be confused with either the Rinsing Machine or Filling Machine.

by FSRueful August 20, 2021

cappatations

Your confused grandpa’s name for subtitles

Turn on the… um… uhh… uhhhhh, cappatations.

by littlebopeep’s_sheep August 27, 2021

Cappissist

When a person lies about simple shit

Man carti lied about dropping, he a cappissist Fr

by Carti lies September 19, 2021