Counter Strike

modification of half life where players either play as terrorists or counter terrorists. played mainly by 12 year old rejects with no social life or skills. customizable weapons, maps models and sprays do not differ from options avilible in half life. extremely over rated and repetitive game which should only appeal to gamers with the I.Q of a lima bean. players of counter strike (cs) tend to be aggresive, social outcasts whom normally spend from 2-12 hours playing cs. cs mappers tend to be selfish brats whom see themselves as "more important" than regular cs players. their maps tend to turn out laggy, empty and featuring custom textures displaying the mappers name. see the words 1337 l33t h4xx0r cs geek g33kclan and prick

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by ministeve July 22, 2004

down for the count

Any man that is unable to achieve an erection even after taking medications such as Viagra, Cilias... etc.

also associated with whiskey dick and shooting pool with a rope.

Grandpa was unable to bang granny on their 50th anniversary. Man, I think he is down for the count.

by bobby April 1, 2004

Count Crapula

Vampiric Faeces

"Oh no I've just been bitten by Count Crapula and soon I will turn into some poo"

by Chester K Rabbit Chaser September 7, 2003

Count Crapula

A shit, of any incarnation, done on Halloween night.

Dude In Bed Sheet: Are you comin' trick or treating or what brah?
Dude Wrapped In Toilet Paper: Wait up five minutes, I gotta take a Count Crapula!

by Johnny Drac December 3, 2007

Counter Stike

The best game for pc

Counter Strike is great

by JoKeR! July 6, 2003

Counter-Strike

I total multiplayer FPS where its terrorists against anti-terrorists.

Good game, now slightly dated.

whos got the bomb...give me the bomb hurry

noobs are funny on train yard...they think theres only one bomb point

by Zepth August 19, 2004

a standing 8 count

When having sex the female turns out to be a sadomasicist, and begins beating herself about the face with her clinched fist.

dude, i was doing the dirty with this slut last night, and she cominced giving herself a standing 8 count.

by Jon Downey September 19, 2006