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Considineitis

A recognised medical condition of having a very large and over-sized head. May require a load-bearing beard in order to support the extra weight.
You're suffering from Considineitis!
by ThisIsntARealNameOK October 13, 2011
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cogstipation

When your thoughts just wont come out!
It's on the tip of your tongue
You know what you want to say, but your mouth won't co-operate
You're in the middle of having a thought, but it's stuck
A condition in which there is difficulty in emptying the brain of thoughts usually associated with hard drinking.
Whats that guys name?? uhhhhh???? It's.....???? can't think, cogstipation!
by Cogstipation October 21, 2013
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conshitive

Pie face brownies at your conshitive party
by Tazers Ashtray December 17, 2014
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conscious limbo

The state of mind one has before their first cup of coffee or when working
"Check out Steve hes been acting like a zombie all month"
"He must be in conscious limbo, that's what work does to you"
by zombieworker August 10, 2014
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Coasties

A series of exams taken by prospective Marine Engineers and Mates looking to earn their U.S. Coast Guard Unlimited Licenses. Normally taken by senior merchant marine cadets attending a Maritime Academy.
I've been studying for coasties for the past 2 months and am still scared as hell for the exam.
by Rangoras May 11, 2015
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coisting

A coincidental disgusting thing that happened to you or anybody else
When you are jogging its coisting to have bird poop land on your leg
by Cool kittie 547 December 30, 2015
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considered white

when an asian or other non white race is doing more American things than What their own race does.
When Michael, one of my Asian friends said that he didn't like anime or rice , I told him he is now officially considered white
by akmunde May 9, 2016
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