jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off

"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"

by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019

Condom Suit

A suit which also acts as a condom. Conforms to the shape of the penis.

Samus’s suit is the greatest condom suit.

by Sammy Summers January 6, 2020

Condom Quencher

A man who hordes condoms and names them by the box. After used, he sucks the sweat out of the condom and stores them as a collection.

Ronnie: What a fucking idiot John is, Joey.
Joey: Yeah, he's definitely a condom quencher.

by IMolestMyCatBecauseHeLikesIt March 28, 2020

Corona Condom

What face masks became to dating singles during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 -- the social distancing prophylactic required if two single people hope to come within six feet of each other.

I thought Chris was going to go on a Corona Date with that hot chick last night.

No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.

by LuluBleu April 13, 2020

Condom Sandwich

When a women sucks on a mans penis while he has a condom on

I gave her a condom sandwich last night

by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020

Condom

A form of safety used to prevent pregnancy during sexual intercourse

To stay safe, use a condom.

by i am stupid 123 February 27, 2020

Condom

What every parent who has a kid named David Zachary shoulve worn to prevent the mistake they made.

Who in the Hell names their kid David Zachary. Shouldve just used a condom if they wanted to name their kid that.

by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020