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in command

be in command (of yourself ) = to be calm and completely in control of your behavior and emotions
In addition to the flight review, to act as pilot in command of an aircraft carrying passengers,
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Master-And-Commander Debate

A trivial argument based in little more than the semantics or language used to formulate the argument.

NOTE: Despite the simple nature of said argument, the debate can often grow so passionate that everyone not involved leaves the room to go watch the movie somewhere else.
Come on guys, this is just turning into a Master-And-Commander Debate.

Take your Master-And-Commander Debate somewhere else!

Here they go again with a Master-And-Commander Debate...

EXAMPLE OF A MASTER-AND-COMMANDER DEBATE:

A- "Can you imagine being him? They just cut the rope and left him out to sea. Would you just cling to the mast for dear life? I mean, wouldn't you just let go of it and swim as fast as you could towards the ship?"

B- "Haha, no. I would swim after it."

A- "You mean, 'YES, I would swim after it.'"

B- "No... I mean 'NO, I would swim after it.' As in 'No, I wouldn't just cling to the mast.'"

A- "But that's not the question I asked. I..."

(Argument goes on for 15 minutes, everyone leaves)

C- "So who did you guys decide was right?"

A- "We agreed to disagree."

B- "No we didn't."

A- "We didn't? What, did we conclude I was right?"

B- "Well I assumed that's the only way we would end it."

A- "No. We just eventually dropped it. Thus, we agreed to disagree."

B- "Dropping something doesn't necessarily mean 'Agree to disagree.'"

A- "Yes it does!"

B- "No..."

(Argument goes on for 15 minutes, everyone leaves)
by C0mfortablyNumb February 21, 2011
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Cookie Coma

n. The sugar-fueled diabetic sleep that results after wolfing down more cookies than you feel your body SHOULD be able to take. Possible side effects could mean waking up in a dough dump; n. The Cocaine-induced high you may find yourself in when the world just sort of slips away and 24 hours later, you are unable to even remember if you were tripping balls or not.
1. My 100 hour cookie coma was so wonderful! I'm even forced to live on insulin due to my binge-ful eating! hoorah!

2. "Where.... wh, whaa.....Who/Where/What/When/Why the Fuck am I?"
by Grammar_Freak_17 April 12, 2008
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Commando

The absolute gayest perk in all of Modern Warfare 2. Unlocked at level 4, this perk will allow someone on Xbox Live to lunge and knife someone on Playstation Network. Anyone using commando is virtually invincible to bullets and/or explosives. This perk is usually accompanied by the perks Marathon (unlimited sprint) and Lightweight (run faster) and a pistol with a tactical knife, so those little faggots can run 50 mph and knife someone every second.
Actual Player: OMG! One more kill till nuke!!!
Commando: *knife*
*Actual Player watches kill cam*
Actual Player: WTF! He was in Karachi and I was in Afghan!!
by PzychoGamer November 24, 2010
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carnal comatose

This is where you sneak into the comatose ward of the hospital and have sex with all the coma patients to try to wake them from their comas. This is actually for your own sexual gratification and does not help their condition whatsoever. Never do this.
Seth snuck into the hospital and enjoyed a carnal comatose ... Then he was arrested for rape and spent fifty years in prison, where he was raped in the ass.
by Tony Lucianno September 24, 2006
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valley commando

Typical Welsh Valley Steroid user. Usually from deep in the valleys, can be seen trotting around wearing army "commando" style trousers. Red faced and built like a house, and posessing as much intelligence as one. Can be seen down heavy lifting gyms most days and nights, benchpressing 500+ kilo's. Usually hang around in groups and love students / generally English people to come into their Newport shithole club so they can fuck them up.

Generally, another great reason why to Nuke the valleys now their 1 main purpose has gone, supplying cheap labour to the English.
Shit, you see that valley commando tit smash that English guys head in, fuck hes got mates too.
by prof.reg.fritter. October 20, 2007
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Commander Jer Jer

The most charismatic member of the alpha male division. May not be the largest or strongest but his physical disabilities are counterbalanced with his ability to please others (esp. AYeo) with his tasteful moves and sense of humor.
1 Tam had a great time last night with Commander Jer Jer.

2 Commander Jer Jer befriends all creatures big and small.. esp. during their sleep.
by AY1004 May 4, 2005
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