Clit Bubble

A small insignificant human being who has the relevancy of a bubble of liquid on a skanks vagina.

Jay: Ergh that bitch is sick
Rhys: Yeah seen her boyfriend
Jay: Yea proper clit bubble ain't he

by billog October 28, 2008

It's when you fuck someone in the clit.

According to Urban Dictionary, everything.

Handlebar Congo- It's when you fuck someone in the clit.

by Gendan July 29, 2008

Clitastrophy

A catastrophe caused by girl creating a problem where the guy takes the blame. It generaly leave the guy flabergastered.

Example 1:
GF: I'm pregnant.
BF: You're pregnant?
GF: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I never want to see you or your name anywhere but on the child support checks.

Example 2:

Girl flirts with you on dance floor.
You dance with her.
You bring her back home.
Do stuff.
Next thing you know her BF is at the door wanting to kill you.

OMG ITS A CLITASTROPHY!

by Headbomb March 21, 2004

Cliteral

When a woman says something explicitly, but actually means something entirely different, if not even contradictory.

Not to be confused with "Literal," the logical meaning of words used by men.

Man: You ok? You're being weird.
Woman: I dunno, I'm fine, it's nothing. Promise.
(slightly later)
Woman: YOU NEVER ASK HOW I'M FEELING!

Woman: "I don't care."
Cliteral meaning: A phrase only said at the point in which a woman actually cares the most about said contextual topic.

by Eeeeen. January 16, 2010

Butt Clit

A clitoris located inside the anus.

Every time I poop, it tickles my butt clit.

by jeffree meds June 23, 2011

Clit Sniffer

A female who has tried every sexual position including 'joystick joyride' and even 'passion propellor' and wants to indulge in something new, so she goes around and sporadically smells random girls clits; this kind of girl purely likes the aroma produced by the juices of the different kinds of clits (i.e. muffs and so forth). She is a horndog, and an avid chef and baker so she likes to experiment with girls in regards to sampling the pungent smells emitted by their clits.

That girl is a total clit sniffer. I saw her through my window sniffing her mom's clit under the kitchen table. Even werider is that her dogs were sniffing her clit at the same time! That chick is a complete HD as well as a CS.

by Laura Mayer February 19, 2008

Clit Gripper

A gripping of the cliterus to put one's woman in her place. Useful when wanting sammiches.

The clit gripper never fails to get my woman to make me a sandwich.

by Luke,Randy,and Josh April 25, 2010