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Scrotum Alarm Clock

The act of waking up a lazy roommate, hungover visitor or anyone who falls asleep on the couch in the middle of the day, by positioning yourself over their head, pulling your underwear to one side so that your scrotum hangs out loosely, carefully position your testicles about an inch over their eyelids and then yelling “Scrotum Alarm Clock” until they wake up and scream in horror and disgust at the site of your scrotum an inch from their face. It is recommended to move away quickly so the former sleeper does not injure the scrotum by swinging wildly when alarmed.
Joe passed out on the couch, so I gave him the ol’ Scrotum Alarm Clock to wake him up!
by BigBear316 April 17, 2021
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draw a clock

A response to a deeply confusing or dumb comment. Physicians often ask patients to draw an analog clock on a piece of paper to screen for dementia, Alzheimer's disease, and encephalitis. If the patient's clock picture looks disfigured or incorrect, it is a strong indicator of mental decline. Hannibal Lecter famously asked detective Will Graham to draw a clock to diagnose Will's case of encephalitis in the first season of Hannibal.
Person 1: Tucker Carlson is a socialist!

Person 2: What the hell? Draw a clock, man.
by phishsbrevity April 24, 2023
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alarm clock

I pulled out my shotgun and blew my alarm clock away.
by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003
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dance o clock

Hey everyone, it's dance o clock.
by Dannie Lay August 29, 2003
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Never o'clock

The perfect superlative response to being asked when you're going to do something that you have absolutely no intention of doing. EVER.
"When are you going to accept the fact that 'irregardless' is now in the dictionary?"

"At never o'clock!"
by SneezyDwarf August 9, 2016
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Mexican Alarm Clock

An elaborate scheme to rid your bed of unwanted hoes. The idea is once you have realised that you have picked up a fugly bitch from a night you can not remember, you find your ass some jalapeno chillies and rub your finger(s) in them so as to obtain the spicey sweetness. From here, you proceed to ram-a-jam your spicey finger up the bitch's ass hole.
You will never see her again.

This technique may also be used if one wishes to have breakfast in bed or a full bed to themselves but be warned you will never see this girl again so make sure she's not special.
"Man I picked up THE ugliest bitch the other night"

"Fuck man, have a big one?"

"The biggest."

"How'd you act in the morning?"

"How do you think I acted? Dipped my fist in some jalapenos and ram-a-jammed my fist up that fuckers ass hole."

"Brutal Mexican Alarm Clock!!! Nice!!!"
by Trogdog April 8, 2010
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