Columbus Pipe Cleaner

Sexual move in which one sticks one fist in the vagina and the other fist in the rectum and makes a thrusting motion in and out with each arm.

Jan was feeling a little backed up so Joe gave her a columbus pipe cleaner.

by Richard Starkey December 20, 2006

Mr. Clean

When you take a hit of marijuana, brush your teeth while you're holding it in, and let it out when you spit.

I dare you to pull a Mr. Clean right now!

by Jeffizle22221 July 7, 2011

Mr. Clean

Someone who is such a douche that they're like a living Mr. Clean, cleaning out vaginas til they're sparkly clean during intercourse in a completely boring and monotonous way. No one likes a Mr. Clean.

That guy is a total Mr. Clean for eating my sandwich.

by Plumm August 27, 2011

clean slate

when dropping a deuce, when you wipe your ass and the toilet paper is completely free of any fecal matter.

I pinched off a big old dump, and after wiping I was pleased to see it was a clean slate.

by Heavy555 August 2, 2012

Ethnic Cleansing

A ritual where you drink a lot foreign alcohol in a short period of time so you can vomit everything out of your system.

"Hey, is Billy coming out with us tonight?"
"No, he's too busy recovering from his ethnic cleansing from last night."

by jeop070 February 6, 2019

Cleaning Lavelle

While having sex the guy craps in his girlfriends mouth and scoops it out with his dick

I did a cleaning lavelle with mike's sister last night.

by Kyle March 3, 2007

clevage diver

Someone who puts their hand down a female's shirt, normally in between her brests; some times to look for something or to just be a jerk;

That kid is a clevage diver!

by CuriousWolf07 January 17, 2008