Cairan

A tall-loveable person with the best sense of humor and the biggest heart. Their charismatic personality and beautiful features will have you falling for them in seconds.

My crush is the sweetest, they must be a Cairan.

by one.directionlover123 May 17, 2021

fair chair

The stamped metal chairs (sometimes padded), usually of a puke-brown or dull gray color, with a seat that folds up that you often encounter en masse at public fairs and other gatherings, outdoor weddings, sit-down concerts, church auditoriums, and so forth. Said chairs are designed to be stackable and often come on large racks. Notorious for getting skin-searingly hot if left exposed in sunlight for any length of time.

I went to a concert this summer and nearly burnt my legs on one of those fair chairs!

by Matthiasfw December 1, 2007

Broken Chair Syndrome

The act of breaking a seat in order to create an excuse to sit next to an amazingly hot girl.

Kid breaks movie theater seat*
"Yo what are you doing?"
"I need an excuse to sit next to Kim Kardashian."
"Damn, that kids got broken chair syndrome."

by Supermann69 September 23, 2011

Piss Chair

The act of a man sitting on a tolit straddled by a girl who is peeing

I got the piss chair yesterday

by Carter Chunt February 23, 2015

High-Chair Goblin

A tiny goblin that parents bring to restaurants and seat at a high-chair at the end of the table to throw shit at people eating.

The waitress was serving our meals when the High-Chair Goblin threw crackers at her and threw up all over my food!

by CuntSmash May 6, 2019

claire

a super hot chick, with an amazing body. usually blond/blue eyed and tan. has the tendency to be a bit naive but is very smart and witty. has a great sense of humor and music taste and many girls are envious and want to be her. is a ray of sunshine, very bubbly. sometimes from the outside it is hard to tell what she's really thinking but once she lets you in, she can become your most dependable companion. has many guys falling over her but doesn't realize it, is amazing in bed, best you ever had.

damn, i wish i had a body like claire.

who does she think she is, a claire?

by qwertyjkjk October 19, 2011

chairfucking

Sticking your hands in between a person and the chair he or she is sitting on and applying destructive upward and downward strokes.

Vilaxonh was chairfucking Ronny to arouse him into a session of familysex later tonight.

by Meenoy January 16, 2008