Chuck Norris

fuckin badass bitch

Damn Chuck, you a fuckin badass dayumn mothafucka Chuck Norris is badaaaaasssss

by l00l 23 January 26, 2017

chuck norrised

To simultaneously kill someone or something in every single way possible.

Wow, did you see that guy mashed up in a blender? It looked like he was Chuck Norrised.

by Dr. Dimples December 5, 2011

Chuck Norris'd

When someone punches you in the nose so hard that you see an image of Chuck Norris, himself.

Random Dude: Holy fuck, that dude punched me in the face so hard I Chuck Norris'd myself!
Me: That sound's wrong!

by #ChuckNorris'd March 14, 2013

chucking a leonard

To quit engaging in a particular activity despite a high level of previous enthusiasm. 'Chucking a Leonard' is often due to irrational and situation anger at a present situation within the activity, whereby one ragequits and becomes too stubborn to go back on the decision.

"Yeah, he was kind of chucking a Leonard when he lost his Macharial..."

by Sasstraliss May 22, 2016

Chuck Norris

The greatest kickboxer the world has every known.

Chuck Norris is not a force of nature; nature is a force of Chuck Norris.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
There can be only 1 Chuck Norris, and then he will
roundhouse kick you in the face, smartass.

Hail to Chuck Norris or be dispatched.

by QuantumZ September 27, 2006

Chuck Norris

A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could supply the world with energy for the next 2.53 billion years. However, due to the level of danger involved in trying to harness this immense source of energy, scientists have resorted to a safer avenue of research; trying to control the kaboom from thermonuclear weapons. It is also suggested a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick may hold the key to incredible new breakthroughs in propulsion technology.

The Mars Lander did not actually crash on Mars because of a programming mistake... The transporter carrying the lander to the launch site cut Chuck Norris off and he roundhouse kicked the lander *into* Mars. NASA officials are attempting to understand this new form of propulsion. So far there have been no survivors from this dangerous research. NASA is accepting applications at this time.

by Launchpad McQuack May 4, 2006

Don't Chuck it

Telling someone not to get rude or not to try and start beef.

Oi bruv don't chuck it yeah

by Gangsta February 3, 2005