Worker Slugs

A slugrope blasted at high velocity due to yankin your bird with greasy palms. Specifically a big solo load that leads to getting 86’d from an establishment such as (but not limited to): Planet Fitness, Zoom Tan, Cayuga Community College, etc.

“Yes sir baby! Out here workin! Catching 86’s and greasing palms throwing out worker slugs all over the judgement free zone!”

by Worker86 March 31, 2025

chocolate slug

When someone sucks a turd out of someone else’s asshole right before the point of ground-hogging. More specifically when the turd has no ridges or lumps.

“Oh I think I might need to shit soon.”
“You want me to give you a chocolate slug?”

by squishsquishpanties May 18, 2025

chocolate slug

When someone sucks a turd out of a partners asshole right before the point of ground-hogging. More specifically when the turd is smooth and has no lumps.

“I’m gonna need to take a shit soon.”
“Oh you want me to give you the chocolate slug?”

by squishsquishpanties May 18, 2025

throat slug

When you use Vaseline in your pocket pussy but forget/don't wipe it off and then shove your member down someone's throat. (Probably making them puke). Throat slug.

I gave her the ol' throat slug. She didn't have any issues getting it down today

by Babywitchway97 May 21, 2025

Slug

Whore, slag, a man who says he roughly knows his body count

This man is a slug

by Mikibabe June 7, 2025

Slug

A uncut penis that’s usually super fat and long with little to no shape.

That guy has a slug.

by Omar1923 October 16, 2025

Walking the slippery slug

The act of the man having to get up and go find a cum rag when nobody thought to get one ahead of time. Named as such because there is usually a slug trail from the bed to where the guy finds the necessary absorbent item. Often a t-shirt or towel is the first thing they find.

Ginger forgot to get a cum rag, so Chad had to resort to walking the slippery slug to the hamper to grab a shirt.

by Missouri Weirdo October 18, 2025