british ten

A person who is considered a 10/10 in attractiveness in the UK, but who would be considered a 6 at best anywhere else in the world.

Many great examples can be found in the UK edition of the reality series "Love Island".

"Did you see the girl Josh got with last night?"
"Yeah, a proper british ten she was"
"innit"

by ShortForDick August 22, 2024

british ten

A British person, usually female, who is considered a 10/10 on the attractiveness scale in the UK, but would be considered a 6/10 at best anywhere else in the world.

Many prime examples may be found in the UK edition of the reality series "Love Island"

Andy: "That girl is so hot"
Jake: "Nah, she's just a british ten"

by ShortForDick August 22, 2024

british secondary school

The fucking worst. Many students who have attended a british secondary school knows how fucking annoying it is to hear that one insufferable teacher yell at your ear drums like you're an 80 year old woman in a nursing home. Or the stuck up obnoxious head of year who will put you in ISO for wearing a jacket in-doors. Or the extremely loud chavs yelling at half eight in the morning as if they're nocturnal.

Guy: I can't stand british secondary school s, I cannot wait until I've done my GCSE'S

Guy2: I agree

by Igetbitxhes March 9, 2024

British centipede

A sexual act; partner 1 sits on top of partner 2’s agape mouth and shits in it, creating a link between the two.

Yeah, my mom was acting up so I pushed her to the floor and gave her a good ol’ British centipede.

by Aggressive sex haver April 6, 2024

british jolly rancher

receiving fellatio from someone with a fucked up grill.

Tara gave me one hell of a british jolly rancher last night. I'm still scraped and bloody.

by goatalingus kahn May 6, 2024

British Rail Class 55

The BR Class 55 or English Electric Type 5 aka the “Deltic”, is an ugly ass locomotive built by English Electric between 1961 & 1962 with 22 units produced. It looks like it was designed by someone who hated beauty. It’s got that awkward, slab-sided, boxy front that screams "function over form" in the worst possible way. The nose? It’s a bizarre, oversized, clunky monstrosity that looks like a bulldog that’s been hit in the face with a sledgehammer. The whole thing has an unrefined, "I’m here to get the job done, screw looking pretty" vibe. It’s like someone threw together a bunch of steel plates and said, "Yeah, that’ll do." Ugly, ugly, ugly.

“We Yankees have sexy lookin’ locomotives like the EMD E & F units (E8s, FL9) F40PH, F59PHI, GE Genesis and Siemens Charger but man y’all Brits and that ugly ass British rail class 55 is the most fugliest locomotive ever built, look at it it makes me wanna barf 🤮”

by EMD F59PHI January 13, 2025

British Blowjob

A blow job in which you fart on the dick of your significant other during anal causing a gust of wind to blow past their balls.

That British blowjob was unexpected, but I’m not saying it was bad….

by Cuppykate March 4, 2025